INCORRECT QUOTES FROM MY DAD: PART

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(A bit of context, my dad always jokes about people who drive big trucks have small dicks. Also, right before this, i had just come out to my dad)

My dad: *points at large, loud truck*  hey, that guy has a small dick.
Me: huh?
My dad: he's got a small dick. People who have tiny dicks have to make up in size elsewhere.
Me: ....
My dad: ....
My dad: well at least you would get to pick the size of your dick later-
My dad:....
Me: .....
Me: dad wtf-

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