Josie's POV
It's midnight, and I finally arrived with Isabella to visit my family in Russia. Miranda is about to ask how the fuck I made a girlfriend (quote on quote) "online".
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"So... another quirky Russian?" Isabella asks.
"Yes... too quirky." I reply.
"Damn, I can tell you hate her company."
"Yep, I terrorize on a daily basis."
Once it was 8:30 A.M., we went to my family's house. Isabella kept getting lost 😔
"Josie!!" Miranda says once we arrive.
She hugs me so tightly that I nearly felt myself aborting!
"Hi, Miranda... this is Isabella." I say.
"Oh, the one you met on the internet?"
"Bitch we were forced to go on the internet by a head-"
I cut Isabella off, "Uh, what she meant to say was we meant in the company I work with and we met also on the internet...!"
"Hm... what game?"
"Uh..."
I gave Isabella the look that said, "Just fucking say it..."
"We actually, uh... were forced to try on a headset that made us get trapped in a damn game I pitched, The Amazing Digital Circus." Isabella explains.
"What? You two were trapped in a game?" Miranda says.
"Yes, dummy!" I reply.
"So is that why Josie was in a coma...? Were you in a coma too?"
"I don't know... but I think I was." Isabella answers.
"Werid... so the 4th dimension is real?!"
"NO IT ISN'T!!" I groaned, annoyed. "You're the toughest to deal with."
"I'll take that personally later..." Miranda lets us inside the house, Isabella being typical.
"You think mom will let you date a woman?" Miranda asks me while we walk.
"I'm not sure, but I think she'll only approve it by the values of love." I responded.
"You're not anxious yet?"
"Bitch, of course I'm fucking scared!"
"Accurate response from you, you always call me foul nicknames."
"That's because you're extremely foul."
"Touché..."
Me, Miranda, and Isabella sit on the couch, me and Isabella are legit cuddling anxiously awaiting my aunt.
"God damnit, when is your mom gonna get here, Miranda?!" Isabella asks anxiously.
"Hm, I don't know. She usually comes back home around-"
Just then, the door unlocks, and my aunt Lena steps through the door, "Well, that time...!" Miranda says, finishing her sentence.
"Oh, ребенок! / child!" Aunt Lena says, hugging me, "Как чувствовал себя дом вдали от дома? / How did it feel home away from home?"
"Uh... Это было хорошо! Было много хаоса, но это прошло. / It was good! There was a lot of havoc, but it passed." I answered.
"Ah, perfect!" She then notices Isabella, "Oh, who is this?"
"Uh, aunt Lena... this is my girlfriend.." I say, wrapping my arm around Isabella's shoulder.
She looks thrilled, "Fantastic!! Welcome! You've made a good decision! Josie is a wondrous gift to the world. They'll be happy to be your partner."
"Oh, thanks, Ms. Lena!" Isabella responds happily.
"You're most definitely welcome!"
"Wow, this went through perfectly...!" Miranda says, chuckling lamely.
"Ah, now, ребенок, / child, you get some vodka from the cabinets. I'm sure I put a new one."
"Vodka?" Isabella repeats.
"Oh, yeah! Russia's favorite!" I explain.
"It's wine?"
"Mhm!"
We were all chatting and sitting in the living room when my other cousin, K, walked through the door, "Джози! Мои гормоны снова в порядке! / Josie! My hormones are back in order!"
"К, дитя! Познакомьтесь с девушкой Джози, Изабеллой! / K, child! Meet Josie's girl, Isabella!" Aunt Lena says, dragging K to the living room.
"ПОЗДРАВЛЯЮ!!! / CONGRATS!!!" K says, hugging me tightly.
"Будем надеяться, что они немного потрахались, чтобы мы могли сохранить родословную! / Let's hope they fucked around a bit so we can keep a bloodline alive!" Miranda smirks.
"Миранда, спрыгни со скалы. / Miranda, jump off the cliff." I replied, my face turning red.
"It's okay, Josie. We can fuck if you want~" Isabella replies, sitting on my lap.
*Bisexual panic*
We all got along pretty well. Though, Isabella got fucking drunk from the vodka... but that's fine! (It wasn't fine)
"I'm sure you two have to go now." Aunt Lena says.
"Yes, but we'll visit some more!" I inform them.
"Oh, perfect! And congratulations again." K says happily.
"Keep the bloodline going for us!" Miranda exclaims excitedly.
"I-... fine!" I reply, walking out with Isabella.
Once we were at the hotel, we fucking immediately fell asleep. Yes, we were that tired... nah, we were exhausted.
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