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Spamming Time!!!

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Welcome back Random People!

This whole chapter will be me spamming stupid stuff, so be prepared :)

Contents:

(1) Spamming my song

(2) Rick rolling you

(3) ArEn'T yOu A sWiFtiE?

(4) Nonsense song

(5) Evade

Okay, so did you read the contents? No? READ IT NOW OR ELSE

*Pulls out gun*

This will be your fate >:(

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First I'm going to write the lyrics to my song "I'm Not Ready", tune and lyrics by me. I hope you won't get beaten up by it (oh please no, my broken humor)

The lyrics will be underlined, like this.

I'm Not Ready

by Leah

The nights are very dark,

But my friends I won't depart

I always wondered if they'll find us (find us)

I always wondered what they'd do to us (do to us)

But then (but then)

Time and again (time and again)

I'm not ready (I'm not ready)

To be found (to be found)

In the darkness (darkness)

On the ground (on the ground)

I hear the sounds of people coming near

I just have to hope all those people will just disappear

Wandering in the forest are just me and my friends

All we're hoping is just that we won't meet our ends

We're hoping (hoping)

In all this bitterness 

Somebody, won't FIND US (FIND.US.)

I'm not ready (I'm not ready)

To be found (to be found)

In the darkness (darkness)

On the ground (on the ground)

Someone's coming near

It's just another of my fears

Boots, crunching, on leaves

People, falling to the ground

What if (what if)

They FIND US? (They FIND US?)

I'm not ready (I'm not ready)

To be found (to be found)

In the darkness (darkness)

On the ground (on the ground)

Okay, that's actually one of my favorite songs. I give it a 9/10 though, I sorta just cooked up the lyrics on the way (and it's not pretty good). All I'll prob remember is the refrain part.

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The next topic is (2), trying to rickroll you. I only know one song that can rickroll you--and it goes  like: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Sorry if this part makes you feel insulted T-T

Let's see...I actually haven't planned on what to write for this topic. I'm stumped...I guess I'm not rickrolling you (good for you).

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Now aren't you a swiftie? To admit, I'm not a swiftie. Why did I even have to come up with this topic to write on?

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Next one is a nonsense song, where I just come up with rhyming words and make it into a song. The lyrics will be underlined, like earlier. Now playing "Crazy Pizza Party" (I feel embarrassed).

Crazy Pizza Party

by Leah

It is time,

It is rhyme time

What did you hear?

Why are you here?

Someone, ate a dog.

Someone, tripped on a log.

Someone, looked at a hog.

Someone, fell in a bog.

Oh, whatever will we do?

CRAZY PIZZA PARTY!

Oh yeah she's a big smarty!

He's coming in handy, to-day!

Even though he's NOT go-nna pay!

She's just gonna have her own way-ay

Because...

CRAZY PIZZA PARTY!!!

Oh I'm smart,

Because of my heart.

I have some flowers,

That grows in hours.

You're FAKE!

STEP on a RAKE!

Jump in a LAKE!

Get your FACE in a CAKE!

Oh, get ready to BAKE!

CRAZY PIZZA PARTY!

Oh yeah she's a big smarty!

He's coming in handy, to-day!

Even though he's NOT go-nna pay!

She's just gonna have her own way-ay

Because...

CRAZY PIZZA PARTY!!!

Man, I really didn't want to get that out. Well, make fun of me now for making this song :')

I usually spam the song in some roblox games for fun (and to annoy other players).

So, I give this song a 4/10, I only enjoyed the part where I said someone's fake and then the rhyming words after. It doesn't make sense...but is it supposed to make sense? NO.

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Now I shall spam you with a bunch of things from Evade.

I sorta hate that A LOT of the people who make custom bots don't add anything to it. It doesn't have an image, it doesn't make any sounds, so how can you tell where exactly it is!? I find this very annoying.

There's a secret I want to share with you. I steal people's revives. How do I do that? I have this thing that speeds the reviving process. Even more, you can revive people after reviving them only half way and leaving them. Yum, free $$$.

And finally...I'm level 64 in Evade (almost 65). Oh, I almost forgot. Last night while playing Evade my screen went frozen and the sound a nextbot was making kept repeating. It was Brody--

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Wow, 710 words.

I spit A LOT out this chapter.

~Leah