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"Ok I called this family meeting because there seems to be some unspoken tension about Ravi's lizards, and by unspoken I mean endless loud whining" Jessie says as all the kids and Bertram sit down on the couch
"Ravi would you care to respond?" Jessie asks as ever turns to a sleeping Ravi on the single chair
They all stare at him till Jade stands up and pushes him of the chair onto the ground
"My babies complete me I've never been happier" Ravi says tired as he leans on Jades shoulder
"Poor Ravi you look like a sleep deprived raccoon" Jessie says as she looks at the boy
"And not in a good fashion way" The blonde girl says
"I can not cope!" Ravi yells as Jade flinches at the loud noise in her ear, before she goes to sit next to Luke who puts a arm over her shoulder as she leans on him
"Really we couldn't tell!" Jade says sarcastically
"Why did no one tell me parenthood would be like this?" Ravi asks as he goes to stand next to Jessie
"If kids came with a warning I would have been out of here a long time ago, Ouch!" Bertram says before Jade smacks him up the head
"If butlers came with a warning we would have hired a maid" Luke says as Jade plays with his fingers that are on her shoulder
"Twelve tiny mouths are eating my soul! I have no me time, I have no yoga time, and I have no social life!" Ravis says as he starts to dramatically cry
"You can't put that one on the lizards buddy" Luke says as Jade stifles a laugh
"True, I have but one person to blame on my misery" Ravi says as he looks up
"Ravi don't be so hard on herself" The red head nanny says as she pats his shoulder
"I'm talking about you! You are the nanny here, child care is your responsibility" Ravi says as he looks at the red head
"Human child care that's all I signed up for" Jessie says as she points to him
"I have your contract right here" Ravi says as he pulls out a piece of paper
"Oooh it's about to go down" Jade whispers to the others who nod
"There is a lizard clause" Ravi says in a smart way
"What? Let me see that!" Jessie says as she snatches the paper to read
"Aha 1 giant Asian water monitor, hey I'm supposed to get two nights off per week? When has that ever happened?" Jessie says as she reads the contract
"How hard can it be taking care of a few lizards ?" Zuri asks everyone
"Ooh, light bulb, Zuri I am prepared to make you my part-time lizard nanny at a highly competitive rate of $1 per hour" Ravi says as he tells the idea
"Who do you think you're dealing with Jessie? Two bucks per hour, per lizard" Zuri says as she looks at her brother
"Yay! Murray's yoga workshop with complementary vegan snacks, here I come!" Ravi yells as he shakes Zuris hand
"But only if I have a helper" Zuri says as they all look at Jade who's on her phone
"Jade" Luke says as he pinches her waist
"What? Why are y'all looking at me?" Jade says a bit scared
"Can you help me?" Zuri asks with puppy eyes
"Help with what?"Jade asks totally clueless as she wasn't listening
"To help Zuri take care of Ravi's lizards" Luke says to the girl
"Huh what was that? Sorry I think the house ghost is calling me, I'm coming!!" She shouts at the end as she runs up the stairs not wanting to help
"Damn she's good!" Bertram complements as they all nod
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