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Mercury stared into the distance, sweat pooling down his chin as he kept a psychotic grin. IO was staring at him. He was angry, and craved vengeance. Mercury just struck a pose, tilting his head to the side and twisting his knees. IO glanced away from the planet, going behind Jupiter— Who knows, he was no longer in Mercury's sight.

Mercury let out a heavy breath, wiping the sweat off his forehead. His smile disappeared almost instantly as he turned around so he was facing the Sun. Mercy' swallowed his spit, thinking hard on what to do. IO was still alive. Sure, he had no capability of speaking, but who knows what he could do.

"Ahah..Mercury you're a idiot.." He mumbled to himself. They shook their head, grumbling. "This is so stupid-- What am I even doing anymore.." He continued, hiding his face into his hands.

Womp womp

"Oh you've gotta be fuckin' with me.." Mercury growled, lowering his palms. "What do you want? Here to criticize me?' He assumed, crossing his arms.

Yup!

"Fucking kill yourself."

Nope!

Hermes kicked a nearby pebble into the Sun, watching as it disintegrated almost instantly. He clenched his fists into a tight ball, anger boiling up in his core.

What's wrong

"It's the idiot named I-Fuck, what am I supposed to do if he tells anyone that it was me?! I'm screw-"

How.

Mercury raises his brow, crossing his arms "What do you mean, how?"

How does he tell them.

The planets eyes widened as he put a hand over his mouth. "That was NOT funny." He scolded, staring at his feet.

It was funny.

It was so funny the author giggled.

"The what?"

What.

Mercury squinted his eyes, dropping his hand to his side. Uneasy he nodded, turning back to face the other planets. "What do I do.." They mumbled, furrowing their brows warily.

Luna

"Huh?"

Get Luna, he thinks it's you.

Mercury's breath hitched, "NO- Luna didn't do anything to me!" He protest, "He's one of my best friends I can't do that.." Hermes sulked, glancing over at the Earths Moon. He was helping Earth win a game of cards by cheating. "He seems happy.." They groaned. "I want that."

Then take it.

"I can't.." Mercy' 'sat' in his orbit, putting his knees to his chest.

You killed Pluto with no problem, what's the difference now?

"That's different, I actually had a reason for Pluto."

You didn't have a reason for Ariel or Pro..Palm..Pro-shit whatever his name is.

"LISTEN- Ariel called me a woman."

Giant woman, you liked being called a giant and giant women are hot.

"True.." Mercury rest his head on his knees, staring at the stars.

Are you wussing out? Need some guidance like a moon?

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