At Scarlett's Date
SCARLETT: I'm so glad we could finally do this.
DATE: I know, Kylie says you're always stuck at the precinct.
SCARLETT: Yeah. [Phone rings] Speaking of, this is work. Sorry. What's up, Peralta?
JAKE: Captain called. He needs everybody back. There's a lead on the nightingale strangler. We're looking for a white male, 5'10", medium build, brown hair, small scar on his right cheek.
SCARLETT: Okay.
JAKE: His M.O. is he finds lonely women with no friends, poisons their food, and then guts 'em in his van. It's pretty gnarly. Last seen wearing a salmon pink shirt, grey blazer, and witnesses have said he has trouble fitting lettuce in his mouth.
SCARLETT: Okay. Where are you, you shithead?!
JAKE: Apparently has the world's smallest penis and doesn't know how to use it... Hi, there, I'm Jake Peralta, Scarlett's boss. That's not true.
SCARLETT: What are you doing here?
JAKE: I'm here on a date. Who is now leaving. Worth it. Have a great night.
DATE: Your boss seems really nice.
SCARLETT: He's NOT my bloody boss, for fuck's sake!
Jake: Uh, yes, I am!
BRIEFING room
JAKE: And with a record five felonies solved in one week, Peralta pulls ahead. Did you guys hear that I solved five felonies in a week?
SCARLETT: We heard.
JAKE: Really? How?
flashback
JAKE: Five felonies in one week! Light 'em up, Boyle.
[Cheers and applause]
The sodas begin to irrupt hitting the ceiling standing them.
Jake: That's the sweet taste of triumph.
flashback ends
Rosa: You should shower more.
Jake: Yep.
Terry: Updates on open cases.
Charles: I just got a DOA on Bessimer street.
Terry: You're the primary, you're in charge. Take Daniels and Peralta.
Boyle: Yes. My fantasy threesome ... Of cops on a case.
Scarlett: Boyle, I love you 'n all, but do you ever stop and think about what you say?
Captain Holt: Detectives, our monthly crime statistics are due. I want all paperwork on your closed cases by tomorrow. Scully, you can just write "I didn't close any" on a piece of paper.
Scully: You got it.
Amy: I already got my paperwork in, Captain.
Captain Holt: Then I guess this little reminder isn't for you.
Jake: Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me.
Amy: No, he doesn't. We have a good relationship. We're on the same page.
Holt: Something to share with the rest of us, Santiago?
Amy: No, sir, I wasn't... Peralta was the one that was talking. God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever.
Holt: Joke's on you. I skipped fourth grade.
Holt: Santiago, anything else?
Santiago: No.
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Jake Peralta - B99
FanfictionJake Peralta x fem oc Nothing belongs to me but my oc STARTED: 23/01/2024 FINISHED: not yet