one day uatumn was welking throo a roadd, saerching for his sister's missing wog wen he saww a very habdsom man!11!1 he habd whote hair weth red tips and a vAAaAaaAary mooscly body and hiss name was lego man.
"LE GESP!!!!" atumn screemed. "hoE VaAaAAary hansum1!!!!1!!!1" the men turned too luuk et him "hAy their bbg" he sed with a smork
thay sturted keessing pashionately, violetly salivating all over the concreet roads. "mwah mwah mwaH" automn mowned and lego man grOwled like an aaalpha "mIne" he gRowled again
suddenly, thei where interroopted!11!11 it was utumn's seestor, airy!!!!
"hAYYYY!" iary screached "wHAIR IS MY WOCK???" she had lost her wick, her haid was BELD and shini
'oMG SISSYYY!!!" atum scremed "i dunno wHAIR youre wug is!!1!!11 look under the RUG!!!"
eary shreiked lowdly "i WENT MY WIK NOw, FIND IT YU DUM WHIT HAURED HOW!!!"
"haYYYY!! at lest i hAve heir!!!" aatumn wept dramatocully and poehticully "unlike yoo, who is BELDE and shinni"
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translation:
one day autumn was walking through a road, searching for his sister's missing wig wen he saw a very handsome man!11!1 he had white hair with red tips and a very muscly body and hiss name was lego man.
"LE GASP!!!!" autumn screamed. "how wEeeEry handsome1!!!!1!!!1" the men turned too look at him "hEy there bbg" he said with a smirk
they started kissing passionately, violently salivating all over the concrete roads. "mwah mwah mwaH" autumn moaned and lego man grOwled like an aaalpha "mIne" he gRowled again
suddenly, they where interrupted!11!11 it was autumn's sister, aery!!!!
"hEYYYY!" aery screeched "wHERE IS MY WIG???" she had lost her wig, her head was BALD and shiny
'oMG SISSYYY!!!" autumn screamed "i dunno wHERE youre wig is!!1!!11 look under the RUG!!!"
aery shrieked loudly "i WENT MY WIG NOw, FIND IT YOU DUMB WHITE HAIRED HOE!!!"
"heYYYY!! at least i hAve hair!!!" autumn wept dramatically and poetically "unlike you, who is BALD and shiny"
