Tony is sitting inside a doughnut, eating a doughnut as Nick Fury and Y/N are looking up at him.
Fury: Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the doughnut.
Tony is now inside sitting at a table with Fury and Y/N.
Tony: I told you I don't wanna join your super-secret boy band.
Fury: No, no, no. See, I remember, you do everything yourself. How's that working out for you?
Tony: It's... It's... It's... I'm sorry. I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot. Do I look at the patch or the eye? Honestly, I'm a bit hung over. I'm not sure if you're real of if I'm having...
Fury: I am very real. I'm the realest person you're ever gonna meet.
Tony: Just my luck. Where's the staff here?
Fury sees the veins growing on Tony's neck, but Y/N's are gone.
Fury: That's not looking so good.
Tony: I've been worse.
A woman walks over.
SHIELD agent: We've secured the perimeter, but I don't think we should hold it for too much longer.
Tony Looks over top of glasses and sees Natalie.
Tony: You're fired.
Natalie: That's not up to you.
She sits down next to Fury.
Fury: Tony, I want you to meet Agent Romanoff.
Tony: Hi.
Agent Romanoff: I'm a SHIELD shadow. Once we knew you were ill, I was tasked to you by Director Fury.
Tony: I suggest you apologize.
Fury: You've been very busy. You made your girl your CEO, you're giving away all your stuff. You fought your son. You let your friend fly away with your suit. Now, if I didn't know better...
Tony: You don't know better. I didn't give it to him. He took it.
Fury: Whoa, whoa, whoa. He took it? You're Iron Man and he just took it? Your son walked in there, kicked your ass all while your friend took your suit? Is that possible?
Y/N: Yes, it is.
Agent Romanoff: Well, according to Mr. Stark's database security guidelines, there are redundancies to prevent unauthorized usage.
Tony: What do you want from me?
Fury: What do we want from you? What do you want from me?
Agent Romanoff leaves.
Fury: You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. Contrary to your belief, you are not the centre of my universe. I have bigger problems than you in the southwest region to deal with.
Romanoff returns with an injection.
Fury: Hit him.
Romanoff injects Tony with a syringe.
Tony: Oh, God, are gonna steal my kidney and sell it?
The rash goes down.
Tony: Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds? What did she just do to me?
Fury: What did we just do for you? That's lithium dioxide. It's gonna take the edge off. We're trying to get you back to work. We already injected it into your son.
Y/N: Worked like a charm.
Tony: Give me a couple of boxes of that. I'll be right as rain.
Agent Romanoff: It's not a cure, it just abates the symptoms.
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The Neglected Stark (Male Reader)
FanfictionY/N was abused most of his life and made the decision to run away when he was young. He was then found and adopted by Tony Stark. How will this change his life?
