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Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image. ALASTOR ★
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Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image. - he often surprises you with rare and antique radios that he finds during his ventures in hell.
- alastor enjoys spending quiet evenings with you, listening to the old radio shows he loves so much.
- he also often surprises you with old-fashioned gestures, like offering his arm when you walk together or holding doors open with a flourish.
- it's his way of blending his peculiar charm with a touch of gallantry.
- he's knowledgeable about classic literature and often recommends books for you to read.
- you've engaged in many discussions about the great works of various eras.
- despite his often erratic behavior, alastor is a surprisingly good listener!
- you've found comfort in confiding your thoughts and feelings to him, and he responds with expected wisdom.
- alastor often challenges you to friendly and harmless board games or card matches.
- doesn't matter if you like them or not
- you WILL play with him
- alastor is an excellent chef!
- so of course, you've had lots and i mean lots of his tasty food
VELVETTE ★
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Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image. - late-night gossip sessions are a common occurrence between you and velvette.
- hether it's discussing the latest drama in media or sharing personal stories, you two can talk for hours without getting bored.
- velvette is your go-to demon when you need a pick-me-up.
- her energetic and lively personality never fails to lift your spirits, and she's always there with a shoulder to lean on during tough times.
- velvette is fiercely protective of you, especially when it comes to dealing with judgmental demons.
- she won't hesitate to shut down anyone who dares to criticize or belittle you.
- movie nights with velvette are a FUCKIN blast.
- her contagious laughter make every movie night less tiring.
- like this girl laughs so loud
- velvette often surprises you with small, thoughtful gifts that perfectly match your style.
- it's her way of showing appreciation for your friendship and adding a touch of glam to your afterlife.
- shopping sprees in pride's marketplaces are a regular occurrence with her as well.

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Fanfiction''❞ hazbin hotel oneshots ━ title says it all. all of these are on tumblr but i decided to post them on here and a03 as well! feel free to request. "𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮, 𝘪'𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭" ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━...