[Kevvin is in his room, using a label-gun. He labels a desk lamp "Lamp", a bookshelf "Books", and a desk "Desk." Around the room can be seen other evidence of his labeling, such as a bed labeled "Sack" and a label reading "Door Knob" next to the doorknob.]
Kevvin: "Four thousand eight hundred and twenty, four thousand eight hundred and twenty-four–ooh, I like what you've done with that tunnel–four thousand eight hundred and thirty-one, four thousand eight hundred and thirty-five, that's everybody. Four thousand eight hundred and– [He does some calculations on an abacus.] "–thirty-seven."
[He places a label reading "Ants 4,837" on his ant farm. The doorbell then rings. He walks down to get the door. Upon opening it, he finds nobody there. He walks halfway up the steps when the doorbell rings again. He goes down to get the door and once again finds nobody there. He tests the doorbell, and then goes upstairs. Once again, he gets halfway up before the doorbell rings again. He rushes down to get it.]
Kevvin: [annoyed] "Now please–!" [A bucket of water falls on his head.]
[Kevvin once again starts up the steps only to have the bell ring when he's halfway up. He goes down to get the door, and looks up carefully to make sure there are no unpleasant surprises. Just as he's about to stop looking up, a fish hits him in the face. Kevvin stands there stunned for a few seconds and then heads up the stairs, an odor and flies now surrounding him. Once again, the doorbell rings when he's halfway up. He runs downstairs in anger.]
Kevvin: GET OFF MY PROPERTY!!!
Nazz: "Hey, Double V, what took you so long?"
Kevvin: "Oh. Hello, Nazz. So, what're you doing?" [remembering the pranks] "Hey. Was that you ringing my doorbell?"
Nazz: "Who, me? Nah."
[They go upstairs. Before Nazz can enter, Kevvin stops her]
Kevvin: [opening the door to his room] "Wait, Nazz. You know the rules." [He holds up a pair of bunny slippers.]
Kevvin: "Aw, come on, Kev. Not again." [Kevvin wiggles the slippers] "All right. Sheesh, stupid slippers."
Kevvin: "And I'll dispose of these." [He puts the shoes in a box labeled "Shoes."]
Nazz: "Okay. The slippers are on now-WWHOAAA!" [Kevvin has taken a vacuum cleaner hose and is busily cleaning Nazz's nose with it.]
Kevvin: "We'll have you clean in no time, Nazz!" [Her head gets sucked in but is shaken out. Kevvin is finished with her nose.] "Almost done." [He vacuums the back of Nazz's shirt.]
Nazz: "Gee, thanks Kev."
Kevvin: "After you, Nazz."
Nazz: "Yeah. After me."
[Entering the room, she spots Kevvin's bed. She goes over and jumps on it.]
Kevvin: "NAZZ!!" [remaking the bed] "Messy messy messy messy messy. Please don't do that, Nazz."
[Nazz begins switching labels, switching the "Slipper" label, which she places on the bed, with the "Bed" label.]
Kevvin: "Nazz! Please return those labels to their rightful designations."
Nazz: "Alright, alright, don't have a bird." [She takes the slipper label off the bed and replaces it with one that says "Toilet".] "Are ya done yet? Let's go get Rolf!"
Kevvin: "Please be patient. I have just one more–" [He puts down a "Magnifying Glass" label and realizes it's missing.] "–HAH! It's gone." [freaking out] "Nazz. Someone took my magnifying glass. I feel so violated."
