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Girl: "Idiot people, Japan is in China."

Guy: "Oh, wow! You're very smart. Let's celebrate this evening with a magic trick! Pick a number."

Girl: "um, ok. 8?"

Guy: "Square it."

Girl: "..."

Guy: "64..."

Girl: "oh, 64."

Guy: "Now divide it by the original number."

Girl: "8?"

Guy: "now subtract it by the number you started with."

Girl: "I have 0"

Guy: "That is how much your GPA is."

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