I'm sitting on the garden wall when I hear a honk from her annoying car that she bought the second she won the lottery last year, its a shade of purpley mauve just matching her beautiful eyes....No MK she doesn't like you. she honks again, I jump and get up switching of my phone where I was texting the gc.
((A/N)I FORGOT THE NAME OF THE GC LETS JUST CALL IT"THE FRUIT BASKET" OK)
THE FRUIT BASKET
ripper: im taking a shit rn lol
bowie:
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emma: lol.
zee: im high rn lmao
wayne: same lol
raj: WAYNE STOP DOING WEED FFS
RIPPERS POV:
After my shit I grab my keys and drive to Chase's house, on the way I think about him, his hair, his eyes, his big 69 inch long-(a/n im sorry) no ripper you just pretend to be boyfriends. But he is reallyyyyyyyyyyy pretty AAAAAAAAAAAA I MISSED MY TURN SHIT. I sceam as I let out a sloppy gloppy fart whilst trying to get to the right bit of road, ten minutes later I'm at Chase's place.
He walks over and climbs into my car, and.... imediatly gets out, retching from the smell, he runs back to his house tears streaming down his face. Five minutes later he comes back with a bottle of air freshener and spays it all over my car before getting in, "hi," I gasp, coughing, "hello, ripper" he says calmly without even coughing......FUCKING END
