౨ৎ opposites attraction ౨ৎ

previously iii.

wolf, dog and a bunny
sirius , doggy
ophelia , bunny
remus , wolfie

doggy
so im just gonna say
what we are all thinking

hm? what's the matter
daddy?

wolfie
Sirius, I'm working.
This better be important.

doggy
excuse-moi?
that very much hurted me
dear. you would
think my husband of YEARS
would keep his oath to love,
respect and humour me
guess only one of us
is faithful enough...

noo daddy
He does love you!
Please don't be sad

wolfie
Princess don't worry,
Daddy here is being a dramatic little sh

Language!!!

wolfie
Schnauzer

doggy
I'M A DEERHOUND THANK
YOU VERY MUCH
Anyway
Its nice to know someone
In this house still loves me

We both do daddy

wolfie
As much as a bother
You are, she is right

doggy
MUA
I KNOW
Well
Lest move on now

wolfie
Please.

doggy
THE YULE BALL
IS THIS YEAR
CELESTE
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?
i mean i get why you wouldn't
tell him 😏
but me? im a cool dad

wolfie
Pff
You sure about that bud?

doggy removed wolfie from the chat !

doggy
there !
much better 💆🏽‍♀️

Im soryyy!!!
swear on misses claus'
pinky finger it wasn't on purpose

doggy
then explain bunny

its just
no one really
you know..

doggy
i literally don't though....

NO ONE INVITED ME DADDY
THERE
I SAID IT

doggy
nah
don't believe it
I KNOW you are pretty
im a guy, i would know🤷🏽‍♀️
plus, you are my kid after all
even if you have the last name
of the other one right now

you mean daddy remus?

doggy
DONT SAY HIS NAME NOW
WE ARE IN A FIGHT

geez
sorry?

doggy
anyway
don't fret little one!
boys will be boys

yeah but
i wanted to be a princess
like you and papa told me
you were like

doggy
sh-

DADDY LANGUAGE

doggy
schnauzer or something
i need remus

doggy added wolfie to the chat !

wolfie
Ok that was petty
and mean.

doggy
yeah yeah
you deserved it.
i only added you back
bc you are lucky our
daughter is in need of
mama and papa

who is my mommy?

wolfie
Oh honey,
we both know the answer to that.

doggy
erm, helloooo??
OUR DAUGHTER IS APPARENTLY
UGLY AND NO ONE WANTS HER ??

um that was mean 😿😿

doggy
no i meant

wolfie
Shut up.

wolfie removed doggy from the chat !

wolfie
Care to explain now snugglebug?

no one asked me
to the ball
and, i mean
i wouldn't mind if
um

wolfie
No no, continue
I will listen

just
my friends teased me
SO MUCH
with how many older kids
wanted to invite me..
i played it cool bc
i don't reaally  like anyone
but i guess
it kinda got me excited to go ?
i dont really know
im silly
wolfie
You want to know what I
think? 
Or do you just want us to let
it go?
Maybe some homemade muffins
and a movie night with your papas?

i would like them all
in that order please 😊

wolfie
Perfect.
I think boys, although older,
are still boys. I was one at least.

really?

wolfie
Of course!
If it wasn't for your dad's obnoxious
and overly confident personality,
i believeit would have taken us
longer to get together.

oh

wolfie
What i meant is.
They are still as nervous
and scared of rejection as
you are princess.
Remember that for next year,
when it is your turn of asking your
date.

Oh!
that makes sense 
Thanks papa🩷🩷🩷

wolfie
Don't mention it.
Sirius will fetch you when
classes are over, okay?

oki-doki😘😘🩷

Celeste Ophelia Lupin, Third Year