[THE DEVIL WITHIN] Hazbin Hotel x Male Reader

MASQUERADE

[Y/N watches as they group watches one of Angel's porn videos as Y/N and Husk say]

Husker: Ya know, not a very convincing interrogation scene.

Y/N: I've seen Vox pull off a better business model this bullshit. It doesn't even make sense why would the guy fuck you?

Angel Dust: Alright dickheads, what makes you think you have any right to insult my work to my fuckin' face?

Y/N: Because it's Val's work? And I hate that guy with all of what used to be my soul.

Husker: He's basically saying the scripts are hot garbage.

Angel Dust: [gasps] Fuck you.

[We then see Angel's ass being smacked]

Angel Dust: This is classy art.

[Sir Pentious looks away as Niffty sits there watching it. Husker then walks up to him and says]

Husker: That's bullshit. You get drunk and bitch about them all the time. Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender. I know everything about you and these motherfuckers at this point. The amount of times Y/N's gers drunk and comes here crying about his feelings and Velevette and all that.

[Y/N blushes in embarrassment and says]

Y/N: Never letting myself get drunk ever again.

Husker: [points to Sir Pentious] That one. That one is an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you idiots sleep!

[Y/N Looks at Pentious and slowly goes for his chain as Vaggie and Charlie stare at him before Husker continues stopping them]

Husker: [points to Charlie] Princess, is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everybody else's problems 'cept her own.

[Charlie then looks around]

Charlie: What?! No, I-- what? Pfff, no, no.

[Husker then goes for Vaggie]

Husker: This one judges everyone and everything because she hates herself.

[Vaggie then yells knowing damn well it's true. As he then goes for Niffty]

Husker: And Niffty.

Niffty: Hehhh.

Husker: You don't even wanna know what her deal is.

[Husker slips a beer as Angel laughs]

Angel Dust: You weren't kidding! Haha, wow! Kitten's got claws!

[Angel tries to seduce Husker before he breaks free and points at him]

Husker: And you! Don't get me started. I see through you and all this bullshit and how fake you are.

[Angel seems a bit mad at this before he covers it up with a laugh]

Angel Dust: Oh, me? Fake? Wow. I had no idea.

[Angel gets up and says]

Angel Dust: Guess that's why I'm an actor. Dumbass. And--

Y/N: And nothing. You nothing more than some fake, Valentino's bit-

[Angel's phone then vibrates as je then goes to answer it]

Angel Dust: Hold it. Hello? Uh, yeah I'm-I'm... No, No, I just, I...

[Angel then says nervously]

Angel Dust: No, I-I'm not...[quickly looks to the group then foward] But, uh.... Yeah,

[Y/N gets a *WHAT'D I TELL YOU* look as Angel says]

Angel Dust: I'll be right there.

[Angel hangs up and says]