(AU) "LOVE IS RED"

"nighty night Stan..."

(NOBODY'S POV) Cartman is walking to his next class when someone stops him it's Akira (my bff's OC I added) he knows her because of one of his friends Bethany. Cartman says "what do you want im trying to go to class" Akira says "You love kyle right?" Cartman is shocked "Who told you that?!" Akira "nobody but anyway I heard Stan is dating kyle so good luck trying to win kyles heart!" And with that they walk away Cartman's heart is shattered "Stan is in love with kyle..." Cartman comes up with the idea to kill Stan for kyle so with that he runs to the nearest store and goes inside. He talks to the worker "Where is your matches and chainsaws?" The worker points to the second isle of the store and Cartman dashes into that isle *Time skip to at the end of school* Cartman runs up to Stan "hey Stan can you come over to my house?" Stan answers "sure cartman?" They walk there together. Cartman walks downstairs and tells Stan to come down there Stan walks down there only to get knocked out by a bat and when he wakes up he is in the middle of a Forest tied up with chains to a big rock "Cartman where are we in chain me now!" Cartman smirks and murders him with a chainsaw after he puts salt on his body and lights a match and throws it on the body parts and runs away from the scene. He walks downstairs to get the breakfast that he has to make since his mom doesn't do shit and sees they found Stan's limbs and can't find any trace of the killer "looks like my plan worked" Cartman said as he went to school he sees Kyle devastated he walks up to kyle and askes what's wrong "Hey kyle what's wrong with you?" Kyle answers sobbing "haven't you seen the news?! Someone killed my boyfriend!" Cartman comforts kyle and Kyle hugs him while crying on him Cartman thinks to himself "now that Stan's out of the way I can have Kyle all to myself" he smirked without Kyle noticing.
(361 words wowie)