I'm in my room BALLSTING my favourite emo bands prince daddy and the hyena, it boys, machine gun Kelly, young blud and my chemical romance AT THE SAME TIME.
I decide this is the perfect time to read my favourite sad story....
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My evil mom yells from downstairs "SOPHIE GET DOWN HERE NOW"
I wish I could be adopted by gerrard way ugh
black eyeliner streams down my as tears begin to gush across my pale face with beautiful blue orbs and the lock of long lushous gerrard ways hair i had surgically implanted I condition it everyday! 🥰🥰
My hand testicles into a fist and I punch the wall next to my gerrard way poster.
"No one understands me like you do gerrymandering poo..."
His dark, lustful orbs stare back at mine from the poster like this
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and I can't help but blush when I look at his
I stroke the poster lovingly then notice some white stains all over it I wonder why those are there anyway my stupid mom yells again
"SOPHIE GET DOWN HERE OR ELSE"
"UGH FINE WHATEVER MOM"
I hate my life so much I feel like Adrian shepard from the black mesa high school au right now and my MOM has to ruin everythin
g in my life!! I can't even enjoy my gerrard way poster in peace what is society cumming to?
I gallivant downstairs glumly as I put even thicker layers of black eyeliner under my eyes
"No one understands me..."
Suddenly the evil witch finally has something useful and interesting to say
"Yeah so ummmmm basically we r selling u because I need to pay for my crippling gambling addiction lol sorry"
A/N did you know that 1009% OF GAMBLERS QUIT BEFORE THEIR FIRST BIG WIN??🤑🤑🤑🤑
Then suddenly as quick as a flash and whatever other common literary trope you can come up with he came
My Prince charming😍😍
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