Wonder2Words: Chandrang Collection

Guilty or Innocent

The sun was barely up, but the hustle inside the Iman Choki police station was already in full swing. Chandramukhi Chautala, the no-nonsense female police inspector, sat at her desk, poring over a file with intense concentration. Meanwhile, the trio of constables, Gopi the old funny head constable, Gulgule-- fat and jovial, and Billu, the lean green eyed fellow hurried into the room with a sense of urgency.

Gulgule, stood beside Chandramukhi with a mischievous smile which he was trying to hide, while Gopi took his place in the chair adjacent to her desk. Billu, stood rigidly beside Gopi, his expression stern and serious.

As Chandramukhi's gaze remained fixed on the file, Gulgule attempted to pass off his helmet to Billu discreetly. However, his attempt at subterfuge was short-lived, as Chandramukhi caught him in the act, her eyes darting between the constables her expression transitioning from intense concentration to one of stern appraisal. gopi hurriedly took a glass of water and coughs.

"kisi bhi kshan Jo hai packup hoga is admi ka theek hai, or khob Jo hai late or gupgupgupgup (mimics his coughing) bilkul hi." speak furious chandramukhi.

"Sorry!!... goodmorning!!" said Gopi changing his facial expression from smiling to whistling. 

Chautala continues, "goodmorning, turning to Gopi with wide eyes staring him, she continues,  "morning dekh liya karo kabhi-kabhi, early, pata nahi kal ki morning dekh pao ni dekh pao bilkul hi hainnn (she puts hands on her chest took her tongue out and taking deep breath acting like Gopi) hamp ke or.. (she gestured her hand towards his expression)" 

Gopi made a smily face taking out the sound of laughing "heeeh!!"  then turning his expression to whistling. 

"Dopehr k barah baj rahe hai yo time hai chauki Ane ka, kyun kahn ho Gaye late?" ask chautala.

"Wo maidam kal na Naina talkies mei bhutiya film lagi thi bas usi ko dekh kr hm itna dar gaye ki raat bhar so nahi paye or fir subah Jake ankh lagi or fir kab der hogyi pata hi nahi chala.gulgule answered.

"Kab der ho gayi or pata bhi na chala," chautala mimics him angrily "Thare se meine kahi thi na Aaj balram ne school se lana hai,  usne kyun nalene gaya tu abhi tk. jake leke aa usne." said chandramukhi.

"Le aye chautala, hm leke aye balram ko, or dekhiye first prize Jeet ke laya hai hmara beta." Enters bajrang Pandey a tall, well build fair and handsome inspector with a 5 year old cute little boy wearing school uniform. 

Seeing bajrang Gopi and gulgule salutes but billu goes towards them in angry face they both get frightened and moves in a circular way while bajrang looked at him shockingly from doorway, gopi and gulgue runs in circle followed by billu

 "Dahej k darindon lalach k bhediyon." shouts billu

chautala looks at him sternly

 "tumhe kya lagta hai tum dahej mangoge or hm agr dahej nahi denge to tum meri behn ki shadi nahi hone doge" shouts billu.

 "Ek se ek namune yahn chant ke bhej rakhe hai chauki mei," says chautala.

"Tum logon ko pata nahi hai is ilake k pan Wale se leke chaiwala tak, dhobi, dudhwala, kiranewala, Jo subah jhadu lagane ata hai wo tk meri behn ka diwana hai" continues billu.

"Or ek ye bhulakkad bhej Diya hai" says chautala "commissioner ka saalaaa" looking furiously on billu.

"Chale jao yhn se, dahej k danav!" pushing Gopi and gulgule. Gulgule hurriedly goes and stands beside chautala and Gopi sits on chair.

 "ohoo! chacha or tau k baad dulha khud a gaya ab."billu goes towards bajrang  Bajrang puts hands on balram's ears. "Sunbe Teri ramkali se shadi to hogi nahi or apni shakal dekhi hai tune shishe mei, chachundar, hainn!" he continues saying as the three moves forward bajrang immediately pulls and twist his ear. billu made wierd face and producing a sound thrice then he stood normal, making a cute crying nervous face and asks "kuch hua tha kya?"