FRICKIN HOGWASH

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AMIGA

ANYONE WHO LIKES HARRY POTTER

THE TEACHERS OR SOMEONE OF OUR SCHOOL MADE IT INTO HOGWARTS

*WHEEZE*

*WHEEZE*

*WHEEZE*

*WHEEEEEEEEEZE*

I WAS WHEEZING

THE FRONT DOOR WAS PLATFORM 9 ¾

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMG *WHEEZE*

IT SAID 'HOGWARTS' IN THE HALL

THERE WERE THE CRESTS, COATS OF ARMS, WHATEVER

OF ALL THE HOUSES

AND THEY GOT RAVENCLAW RIGHT

IT WAS A BRONZE RAVEN

OMG

*WHEEZE*

*FANGIRL WHEEZE*

OMG

I HAVE NO PICS BC SCHOOL BUT IT IS SO. FRICKIN. COOOOOOL!!!

AND THERE WERE OWLS!!!

taxidermy BUT STILL

BROOMS WE'RE HANGING FROM DA CEILING

AND GOLDEN SNITCHES

AND THERE WAS A FAKE DEMENTOR

AND A CUTOUT OF THE WHOMPING WILLOW AND THE FORD ANGLIA

AND THE SILHUETTE OF HOGWARTS

AND THE QUIDDITCH HOOPS

AND THE CREST OF HOGWARTS

AND THEY HUNG A PIECE OF BLACK FABRIC ABOVE THE CANTEEN AND HUNG CANDLES

OMG

OMG

*HARDCORE FANGIRL WHEEZE*

*WHEEEEEEEEEZE*

AND OUR MATHS TEACHER HAD A HAT

AND ON THE TEACHER'S ROOM OR WHATEVER IT SAID 'DEFENCE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS'

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMG

*WHEEZE*

I AM DECEASED

COMPLETELY

I HAVE NEVER FANGIRLED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

I HAD TO TELL SOMEONE ABOUT THIS

AND I'M NOT SORRY

I DECLARE TODAY, FEBRUARY 12TH 2024 THE FIRST HARRY POTTER DAY OF ALL ETERNITY (there's probably already an HP day but who even cares, it deserves multiple days)

OK HERE YOU GO, SOME HP MEMES

OK HERE YOU GO, SOME HP MEMES

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