Next day, a boy who had been constipated for over a week. His stomach was full of feces, causing him to be uncomfortable and cranky. One day he finally had the urge to poop, so he went to the bathroom and sat on the toilet. He pushed hard and pushed hard, but no matter what he did, no amount of straining and groaning would cause him to defecate. As he sat there, sweating profusely, tears streaming down his cheeks, he prayed, "Oh God, why can't I just shiiiiitttttt?!"
