Breath on here
Join a cult
Sacrifice the cat
Speak in a different language around her
Break stuff
Murder
Hold the dog ransum
Deez nuts
Call her fat
Be emo
this is how you really make your mom mad so listen up
kid nap a random child teach that childto swear dress you both up in telatubbie costumes and go and burn down every chick-fill-a you can find and then run around screaming how to make meth get on the news then take you and the child to a fair and blow up asll te rides and the blow up your self but let the child live and survive with that tramatic event still haunting them til one day they have enough and commit
no im not ok
theses are my intrusive thoughts
ill pay for yalls therepy after reading that
