"I can suck ya dick~" -Hazbin Hotel Pilot
"Your loss~" -Hazbin Hotel Pilot
"I have a question. If freaky face over there is so powerful, why can't he just make people stay here?" -Hazbin Hotel, season 1, Episode 1: Overture
"Trust me. If ya film me goin' at it with mister fancy talk creepy voice over there, you'd be rollin' in participants willin' ta stay in this tacky hotel." -Hazbin Hotel, season 1, Episode 1: Overture
"Hey. Whatever means I can keep crashin' here rent free. Crack is expensive." -Hazbin Hotel, season 1, Episode 1: Overture
"Hey.. Charlie said ta live tonight however we wanted. So pour me a fresh one, and let's get ta livin'!" -Hazbin Hotel, season 1, Episode 8: The Show Must Go On
"Charlie! Just stop!" -Hazbin Hotel, season 1, Episode 4: Masquerade
"Aww, ya don't like bein' here with me whiskers~?" -Hazbin Hotel, season 1, Episode 1: Overture
"Hm. Kinky." -Hazbin Hotel Pilot
"Kinky~ c'mon, keep talkin' dirty~" -Hazbin Hotel, season 1, Episode 1: Overture
"I'm choosin' ta stay here, and I think it's all stupid. We're in Hell, toots. That's kinda the end of the road, ain't it?" -Hazbin Hotel, season 1, Episode 1: Overture
"Y'know what? Fuck you." -Hazbin Hotel, season 1, Episode 4: Masquerade
"Call me fake one more time motherfucker! I dare you." -Hazbin Hotel, season 1, Episode 4: Masquerade
"A famous pornstar! I'd have the horniest sinners knockin' these walls down ta get in." -Hazbin Hotel, season 1, Episode 1: Overture
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