Back at Kash-N-Grab, "Hey, Ian, bring me a cheese sandwich. Cheddar with hot mustard," Linda says over the speaker.
"You got it," says Ian, who was currently working at the register.
"And tell Mickey that if a packet of gum goes missing, he's gone. Oh, and tell your buddies, I'm keeping tabs on how many cases they're moving, so don't get cute. I know my inventory," says Linda
"Aight. We're taking 6 cases of beer, Linda," says Lip
As Lip does that, Mickey notices a few kids who were about to steal, "You two can put that back or I can crack your skulls on the pavement." They got scared and left.
"Can you and Sergeant Slaughter here help me out with some cases of pop?" asks Lip, Mickey and Ian nod, and they go to help Lip.
Meanwhile, I take over the register. I don't work there, but it's fun helping out.
"Geometry theorems? For the Army?" Mickey asks when we're back.
"Artilleries. Mortars. Bomb trajectories. It's all geometry," says Ian, "I mean it's confusing at first, but... put in enough hours, you can learn anything."
"Geometry's fun, sometimes. But it's not like we're gonna measure angles for the rest of our lives..." I say
"The one time I agree with Y/n. Sometimes effort does not enhance ability. Study if you must, but if it don't stick, move on. Focus on something you're good at." says Frank, putting a few things on the register, "Put this on Dottie Coronis' account."
"I feel so bad for her..." I say under my breath.
"We don't have accounts, Frank," says Ian
"I'm just the errand boy. I gave my last cash to Fiona," says Frank, picking up his stuff.
"Good, she needs it more than you do," I say
"You watch your mouth," Frank glares at me then turns to Ian, "Dottie's dying. You know where her house is."
"$19.06," Ian glares at Frank.
"She's in trouble. She's gonna die next week. When that happens, take it out of her estate." says Frank, still not paying. He was about to leave when Mickey stops him, "Hey, Frank. Why don't you check your pockets again? Maybe you overlooked something."
"You work here now?"
"Trial basis."
"You know what, Mick, you may be--" he starts, then figures out he has a 20 dollar bill in his pocket, "Look at that," he places it on the counter, "That should cover it."
"Hey, have a great sabbatical from your incarceration," Frank says as he leaves.
"That the kind of leadership you plan on bringing to the Army?" asks Mickey
"Said last night's bottom," says Ian
"Whatever. Liking what I like don't make me a bitch," says Mickey, looking at a magazine.
"Yeah, but other stuff you do, do," I teasingly smirk at him, causing him to playfully hit me with the magazine he with the magazine.
I sigh, sitting on Ian's lap, which he smirks at, putting an arm around my waist, "There's extra chairs in the back, you know."
"Too lazy," I shrug, then roll my eyes, "Frank is annoying me so much this season, he's using this girl who's a little messed up on the face."
"So?" asks Mickey
I glare at him, "She has a good heart-- well, she does have heart problems, but she's a good person. And Frank's gonna ruin her fucking life."
"Yep, sounds like him," says Ian
"Of course, you guys are not shocked," I sigh
"Can you blame us? I'm used to him, he's been a piece of shit all my life, and Mickey--" starts Ian
"Is Mickey," I finish.
"Huh?" Mickey looks up from the magazine, confused.
"Dude, did you seriously just get entertained from a magazine?" I ask him as I chuckle.
"Fuck no, what do you mean, 'Mickey is Mickey'?"
"Do I really have to explain?"
"Uhh, yes, you fucking have to explain, so fucking explain--"
"Dude, chillax. It just means that like other Milkoviches, you're used to tragic events and don't care about them at this point because your life is based off of them."
"You calling me pathetic, Speedstrike?"
"Oh, you know I love you," I look at him in a 'stfu' way.
"Hmm, bet you'd love fucking me too."
"I'd rather fuck Ian," I shrug
"Already did that," says Mickey
"Yeah, the sight traumatized me," I joke
"Fucking sensitive," says Mickey
"Hey, sorry I'm not exactly thrilled to see someone shoving their duck up someone else's butthole," I say
"Fair enough," says Mickey
I feel Ian chuckle before resting his head on my shoulder.
A/n
AYO I'M BACK!
Sorry it's short, this episode didn't have many Ian/Mickey scenes.
Anyways, I got some... bad news? I'm gonna discontinue this book after I'm done with season 2 since... let's bfr, Ian does not look as good after season 2-3. I also want to focus on other books, and I mean, I did say that I might give up on this book since I started writing it right after I finished Shameless bc I'm me.
However, if one of you would like to continue it after it's discontinued, feel free! I'll tag you as well so people know where to go to.
Love u, bai!
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