A/N: everything in bold is from the Descendants movie script, I don't own any of it
In chemistry class
Evie: Any chance he's in line for a throne? Anywhere in line?
"Ugh", said Mal, "You already have a crush, Evie? I can't believe you".
"Me either", said Evil Queen, "You should be trying to get with that son of Belle and the Beast. He may be a little dumb, but he's rich"!
"Of course she would fall for me", said Chad, "I mean, who wouldn't"?
"Me", said Mal.
Doug: Chad, Prince Charming jr. Cinderella's son. Chad inherited the charm, but not a lot of there, there, you know what I mean?
"Did you just insult me"? Chad asked, cracking a knuckle.
"No...", Doug lied.
Evie: He looks there there to me.
"Wow", said Chad, "What a surprise, the princess likes me and not you, Doug".
"She's not a princess", Audrey huffed.
Evie went red, "My mother is an evil queen, which makes me an evil princess".
Audrey rolled her eyes.
Mr. Delay: Evie. Perhaps this is all just revision for you. So tell me, what is the average atomic weight of silver?
Evie: Atomic weight? Well, not very much right, I mean, it's an atom, right?
Mr. Delay calls her up.
"Play dumb, Evie", Evil Queen urged, "Make them think you are a dumb little girl".
Evie: Let's see, how do we find the average atomic weight of silver? That would be 106.905 times .5200 plus 108.905 times .4800 witch, Mr. Delay, would give us 107.9 amu.
"Wow", said Doug, "If I couldn't see you using that mirror to cheat, I would be very impressed".
"I think Chad's impressed", Lonnie teased.
Doug: Amu?
Mr. Delay: I forget, never underestimate a-
Evie: A villain? Don't make it again.
"Nice, girl", said Mal and Evie smiled.
On the tourney field
Ben: Alright, Carlos, we're gonna do some sprints. You ready?
"Oh, no", Carlos hid his face in Evie's shoulder, and Jay sat up in his seat.
Ben blows the whistle and Carlos sprints across the field.
"Dude, you are fast"! Said Ben
"It's from all the times I've had to run from Jay", Carlos smiled.
Dude starts to chase Carlos.
Carlos: Oh! Ah!
Real - life Carlos screamed with movie Carlos while his friends laughed.
Carlos: No, wait!
Ben: Sweet!
"Ben"! Mal stopped laughing, "Help him"!
"I didn't know he was scared of dogs"! Ben defended himself
"Did you not see his yelling"?
"I guess not. I don't know, this is the future".
Carlos: No! Ah!
Ben: Carlos? Carlos!
"Thanks for finally noticing", Carlos grumbled, still hidden in Evie's side.
Carlos: No, stop!
Ben: Carlos!
Carlos: Ben? Ben?
"Ha"! said Audrey, "His fear of dogs literally sent him up a tree".
Ben: Woah, woah, woah.
Carlos: Ben help me! This thing is a killer! It's gonna chase me down and rip out my throat! This is a vicious, rabid pack animal.
'This is just sad', Ben thought to himself, 'Carlos should meet one of Pongo and Perdita's puppies, maybe that'll help'.
Ben: Hey, who told you that?
Carlos: My mother.
"Oh, boy", said Snow White. She would personally not learn anymore of this boy's past.
Ben: Cruella?
Carlos: She's a dog expert. A dog yeller.
Cruella laughed at this, "You tell 'em, Carlos". She patted him on the pack and he shrunk away slightly.
Carlos: Why are you holding him? He's gonna attack you.
"I'm proud of you, C", said Evie, "You didn't have a panic attack".
"Carlos gets panic attacks"? Jane asked, she had never had one before.
"It's impossible not to when you live with Cruella De Vil", Jay told her.
Ben: Carlos, you've never actually met a dog, have you?
Carlos: Of course not.
Carlos shuddered at the thought.
"There are no dog's on the Isle", said Mal.
"Really"? Said Ben, "I always thought there were, like, strays on the Isle".
"Nope", said Mal, "Or at least, not anymore. If there were, Cruella would have killed all of them".
Ben: Dude, meet Carlos. Carlos, this is Dude.
Carlos, if it were even possible, went back even farther into the couch and cast a terrified look at Pongo and Perdita.
Ben: He's the campus mutt.
Carlos: He doesn't look like a vicious rabid pack animal.
"Curse you, stupid prince", said Cruella, "If you had just stayed out of the way, Carlos would still be scared of dogs".
"You mean you did lie about dogs"? Carlos whispered.
"Of course I did, you idiot. For the smartest kid in Dragon Hall you can sure be stupid sometimes".
Carlos: Jeez. You're a good boy, aren't you? You're a good boy.
"I'm holding a dog", said Carlos, trying to take it all in, "I am holding a dog. There is a dog in my arms".
Ben: I guess you guy's have it pretty rough on the isle.
The VK's automatically looked down at their feet and hoped that Carlos would handle this smoothly.
Carlos: Yeah. Let's just say we don't get a lot of belly rubs.
Ben: Good boy. I mean, you're a good runner. Your...your fast, you know?
Carlos: Oh. Yeah. Thank you.
"Did you just thank him"? Cruella growled, but Maleficent shushed her.
Ben: Yeah. Listen, I'm gonna give you guy's some space, yeah?
"Don't leave me alone with it"! Carlos yelled.
"You'll be fine Carlos", Ben assured him
Ben: You guy's get to know each other, okay? And just, you know, come find me when you're done, okay?
Carlos: Okay.
Ben: I'll see you later.
Carlos: See you out there.
Evie gasped suddenly, "I know what Ben is doing"! She exclaimed, "He's trying to be really nice to Carlos, so that Carlos starts to think Ben is a nice person, and then he can use Carlos to get to Mal"!
"Nah", said Mal, "He doesn't have the wits to think up that plan".
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