chapter Two(Watching the bean)

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Warning* Swearing hazbin hotel song gonna be used here but I will change up the lyrics *

Izuku and Katsuki and Todoroki were planning to have a meeting with the heroes and they where calling them a lot

Meanwhile with the heroes

"Endeavor pick up our hero line we'll see it on the big screen" Miriko says

"Man it's probably the villain brats talking about the extermination " Endeavor says in annoyance

"What did we say endeavor " midnight says

"That only Miriko and mt lady and midnight and Present Mic and Mrs joke can know about the extermination which is kida easy especially if there's only us in this meeting room" Endeavor says

"Well then answer " Mt lady says

Endeavor answers the line to groan in annoyance to see Izuku and Katsuki and Todoroki (he dyed his hair all black)

"What do you three brats want?"Endeavor ask

"We want you guys to reconsider the due date on the extermination maybe even stop it" Izuku says

"You're gonna have to sing it" midnight says

"Okay, I've got a lot to get through, and not a lot of time
And I feel like you weren't really hearing me before
So here it goes" Izuku says

" I know our population is out of control
It's a bad situation, it's taking a toll
If we rehab these villains
And cleanse all their minds at my villain Hotel
Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!
Right!
Extermination!" Izuku starts singing

"I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year
And it must be annoying to schlep all the way here
If they join you in Heroes, that trip disappears!
You can wave that chore farewell
It'll be a happy day for Villi–" Izuku starts to sing but Endeavor and Miriko cut him off

"Let me stop you right there (oh)
Save us all precious time (okay)
If what you're suggesting is letting them climb
Up the ladder, oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates? (Well, um)
Sorry, sweetie but there's no defyn' their fates" Miriko sings and then she points at present Mic

"Cause Villains  are forever, whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better now they boil in a pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again (okay, but-)" Present Mic sings and points at midnight

"Just try to chillax babe, you're wasting your breath (hehe)
Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?
Are they heros?
Are they Villian's?
'Cause it's cut and dry (well, actually, if you take a look-)
Fair is fair, an eye for an eye" Midnight sings and points at Mrs joke

Yeah, when all's said and done (said and done)
There's the question of fun
And for those of us with divine ordainment
Extermination is entertainment!
Bow-now-now-now-now, guitar solo, fuck yeah!
Oh, da-ah-ah now-n-now, now-now-now-now" Mrs joke sings as she points to Mt lady

" Being Villian's is forever, whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better (where did all of you people come from?)
Now they boil in a pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again"" mt lady sings as she points at Miriko

"Fuckin' being Villian's is forever and it's meant to suck a lot
So give up your dumb endeavor, 'cause you don't have a shot
Long as I've got your attention, I guess I should probably mention
That we've made the determination
To move up the next extermination (what?)" Miriko sings

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