You can use them if you want, because I never will because I never write :D
Sassy / random promps:
'Touch me, and you'll learn what's worse then death'
'Now leave or I'll fuck the fuck out of you'
'Your attempt to be funny is failed misarably.'
'What time is it?' 'About damn time to wake up.'
'Are you excited?' '100% not'
'Fuck you' 'later'
'I thought I didn't make sense, but you're even worse.'
' ... because other wise I'm gonna abuse you untill you like it'
'Do you just act stupid, or ARE you stupid?'
'Now shut the fuck up, or I'll make you.'
'If I would rate you from 1 - 10 then you'll be far below the minus'
'ugh, every time I look in the mirror I realize I'm so ugly' 'just don't look in the mirror then'
'I wasn't listening, but I strongly disagree.'
'I just love it how nobody likes you.' he said smiling a sarcastic smile.
'FOOOOD' 'That kinda sounded like a grizzly bear excited to eat your blubbery brain'
'You noticed that you dropped your brain *age of character* years ago, right?'
'It's dark in here' 'that's what someone would say if they entered your soul'
"How bad is it?" "Bad"
'Are you listening?' 'Yes.' 'No you're not.' 'I am listening, but not to you.'
'I hate everyone.' 'Except me, right?' 'Especially you.'
'If you do that again, I'll throw you out of the window you- what are you doing?' 'Checking how high the drop is, see if it's worth it.'
'You won't die if you touch me, but you'll be somewhere darn close to it.'
'I have done it once and I would definitely do it again.'
'Are you even sober?' 'I'm moderately functional.' 'I'll take that as a no.'
'Just so you know, I don't care'
'I'm sure you're right, but why?'
'Which part of that sentence sounded like a joke to you?'
'Yes, very sad. Anyways..'
'Fuck you.. seriously'
'Sure, call me a liar, but don't forget what you've done.'
'Those things you said yesterday, did you mean them?'
'There's one thing that I absolutely hate.. and that's you.'
'Can you shut your mouth while you talk to me?'
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Caring / love prompts:
'White paint has more color than your face.'
'I don't believe you when you say you're doing just fine, there's more behind that beautiful smile of yours.'
'All the I Love You's begin to scare me, are you okay?'
'Uh uhh, I won't let you leave without a hug.'
'I'm fine' 'you don't look fine' 'then stop looking'
'I'm in pain' 'do you mean emotional pain or- holy shit that's a lot of blood' 'pain. Yes.'
'You can say it's stalkerish, but I call it love'
'Am I that bad at hiding my tears or are you so good at finding them?'
