HELLO MY BBGS UWU! So here I am, attempting to make 4 oneshots this morning (guys it's actually midnight here, i chose to wake up at midnight because it takes me 2 whole hours to do just one ;-;) This is my laptop that i'm now using to write. Btw this is doors and evade incorrect quotes, and it has a high level of cringe u will die- I usually write with my phone, but my parents caught me; i'm using laptop and website. I deleted the smut chapter bc my parents are like the fbi who searches on all apps I use- anyways let's get to the oneshot (i have no emojis here lmao ;-;)
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Jard: Lol you're a library and a seek simp
Figure: I may be one, but you're literally a Bobo simp who wants to fuck him up. right?
Jard: No I don't-
Bobo in the distance running to Jard: Hey Jard :3
Jard: Hey baby! (I cringed writing that) *cuddles and kisses Bobo's forehead and then turns to Figure* Wait what was your question again?
Figure: Never mind... I got the answer anyways.
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Seek: Alright let's learn Math-
Screech: NOOOOOOO!
Seek: What's 1 + 1?
Screech: Bro it's 2! So easy (Screech, it isn't easy, yet I still love it and got a high score on it-)
Seek: Answer this then *shows paper of eyes + screech =*
Screech: Eyes is the best boyfriend on earth, so the answer is true love or gay
Seek: No this is the answer *shows pictures of answers, and it is screech and eyes getting married, or there's a literal baby-, or eyes sucking his di-*
Screech: *dies*
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This is based on @thatlittlesimp31's oneshot but even cringer XD
Jard: Yoooooooo i'm a gamer
Defect: YOU'RE GAY!? *in tiptoes from excitement*
Jard: I'm a GAMER not a GAYMER-
Defect holding a megaphone out of nowhere: GUYS JARD IS GAY AND HE SLEPT WITH BOBO!
Jard: I mean, maybe I really am gay and plus, Bobo was delicious~
Defect at the edge of a cliff, twerking at the top of his anus: BYE FELICIA *falls off and resets character when he touches the ground to make it more dramatic*
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Screech: *sees Rush* Oh hey Rush!
Rush: Hey Screech :>
That one stupid player: oOoooOOOOOooOOOo I ship you guys~ *insert lenny face emoji here*
Screech and Rush: *gets holy water "the best healing edition" version and drinks it and then dies*
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Trooper: Let's play the "fuck, marry, kill game"
Jard: Alright i'll start! Fuck myself, marry Bobo and kill Defect
Galf: Okay my turn! Fuck Trooper, Marry Trooper and Kill Trooper (idk if trooper x galf is a crime i'm not sure)
The whole room: *awkward silence*
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HEY GUYS SORRY THAT THIS IS SHORT! I will start to make the next oneshot and I hope you guys enjoyed readingt his and bye!~
- ~+ Human Timothy +~ Yashi_Yoshi2237
