Eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today or my cat will spontaneously combust and dieY/n is now online
Y/n
Guys guys guys help hilpBuzz Buzz Motherfucker🤬🐝 is now online
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🤬🐝
What do you need, and help*Y/n
Firstly, and much more importantlyBuzz Buzz Motherfucker🤬🐝
I'll take that as this is the unimportant
one, and your priorities are out of
placeY/n
:(Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🤬🐝
Now, what did you need?Y/n
Send me 3.98Y/n
I see vending machine but I'm brokeBuzz Buzz Motherfucker🤬🐝
You don't have 3.98?Y/n
No???Y/n
Do you??Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🤬🐝
Just steal it...?Y/n
:0Y/n
That's an illegal>:0Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🤬🐝
Grammar's a bit messed up there, but
yesY/n
I love u Chrollie but y r u like this😭🤕Mean Girl🤕 is now online
🤕Mean Girl🤕
His parents abandoned him at a young
age, for obvious reasonsBuzz Buzz Motherfucker🤬🐝
Better than having my parents constantly
beat me, in my humble—and correct—
opinionY/n
Humble—and correct(I think u forgot
the humble Chrollie)🤕Mean Girl🤕
Humble? If I could laugh, I would.Y/n
(Still need help guys)Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🤬🐝
Mm, you've never gone a day without
money and your precious daddy holding
your hand through everything🤕Mean Girl🤕
Don't blame me just because you grew up
in Meteor City, with the rest of the
garbageY/n
🫢 (✍️📝)Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🤬🐝
Stay silent for a minute, dear. I'm
dealing with this aristocrat.🤕Mean Girl🤕
Trying to charm Y/n, too? Makes sense,
I'm sure after living in a landfill for so long you'd start craving all the attention you
could get, trash.Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🤬🐝
Do you think you can beat me, Illumi?Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🤬🐝
If your disrespect actually end up
annoying me, you'd have your tail
between your legs in seconds
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Adult Trio Wrong Number (HxH)
FanfictionY/n gets added to the Adult trio's groupchat. Chaos is guaranteed Story is suited for both males and females. I will use They/Them pronouns for Y/n, feel free to imagine these as your pronouns. ⚠️Tw⚠️ •Hisoka •Cussing •Mentions of death •Mentions o...