So....how do I even start this?
So basically, there's this girl. Let's call her....E
So E is jacks ex. If you don't know Jack is....well...WE'RE TALKING
no label. Yet 🙄
😭😭😭
We're talking basically.
So Jack is like my neighbor, if you don't know, I'm homeschooled. he isn't tho. So our parents go to church together every Sunday so that leaves us to hang out and talk 😩
He's so cute OMG.
He's not my NEXT door neighbor, he lives across the street.
ANYWAY
So.....this was so weird- this all happened yesterday btw. I just rly feel like I should share this
So basically me and jack are sitting on a park bench, AND THIS BITCH, COMES UP, AND SITS NEXT TO HIM. LIKE OMFG
she's like one of those crazy, jealous, pick me exes. Omg I hate those 😭
He's completely over her. He hates her. She just won't leave him alone.
🙄🙄🙄
I swear i cannot make this up
she sits next to him and he looked at her like
"Tf"
then he looked at me like
"Help me"
So I looked at E and said
-"What are you do-" BEFORE I COULD FINISH, BEFORE I COULD FINISH! THIS BITCH GOES
-"Yeah, be quiet no one was talking to you"
Ouch 😳
BITCH, IM AWARE OF THAT! NO ONE WAS SPEAKING! YOU WERE LOOKING AT JACK WITH FUCKING HEART EYES!
Anyway.
He scoots away from her and closer to me. She glared at me.
She looked at me like this 👿
And then the next second she's looking at him like this ☺️
Like. Okay?
So anyway, she's like
-"Hey jackypoo why don't we ditch....whoever this is and hang for a while?"
Like. Bruh 😒
First of all she knows my name, and second of all...WTF IS JACKYPOO?!?! WHO SAYS THAT! OMG! I COULD LITERALLY SEE, THE UNCOMFORTABLNESS, AND THE CRINGE ON JACKS FACE WHEN SHE SAID THAT. OMFG.
So he gave her a weird look and he said
-"Look bro, I don't like you. I like her. your gross, disgusting and weird. Nessa and I are leaving and going to the movies so...run along."
He said smth like that
But still
🥵🥵🥵
THE WAY HE SAID NESSA!! OMG.
He called her bro 😂
So she just rolled her eyes and said
-"Cmon I'm way better than this bitch"
And I was like.
🤨
THATS THE EXACT FACE I MADE 🤣
Jack was about to say something but I cut him off and said
-"Look bitch, Idk who the hell your talking to but your being weird, gross, and annoying. He doesn't want you. Leave us alone. Your the bitch here. Your EXES for a REASON! Seriously. Go away"
So then she said
-"Well at least I don't look like I just woke up"
Uhhhh....how do I look like I just woke up? 🤨 ITS 4 IN THE AFTERNOON BITCH
But thx ☺️😆
so....I said
-"Well...at least I don't look like a new York sewer rat who just squished by a garbage truck. So get lost 🙄"
Her jaw drops and Jack Snickers.
Like he was trying so fucking hard not to laugh right then and there 🤣
So she glares at Jack.
Jack lookes at her back and said
-"You heard her. Get lost"
She gets up and leaves. 💀
With the MADDEST look at her face.
OMG WAS I LIKE TO MEAN? I FELT LIKE I WAS TOO MEAN 😭😭😭 IM NOT A RUDE PERSON, TRUST ME. SHE STARTED IT 😭
omg
Jack's actually like, adorable.
We're going on a date Saturday
Hehe 🤭
But actually, idk if E followed us there or if it was just a coincidence...
Hmm
Weird.
I kinda feel bad for what I said 😭😔😭
It was rly mean 😭
Thx for reading
Ily<3
