|𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐊𝐀 𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒

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R U L E S   K A  J U L E S

(i hope u enjoy this, there is vulger lang)


be nice and patient

"emerald, when tf r u getting my covers done u fucking shame to cover makers?"

"Kane Sepehr, (a character from my book Scars of Stars) coolio brolio, and talk to me nicely"

"NO YOU FUCKING **** *** *** **** ******** ******** ****** ***** ****"

(spoiler alert, he gets blacklisted after he screams at emerald for 393948 hours)


shop hopping = A BIG NO NO

"nia anis gagon macdonald cockburn (another character from my book Scars of Stars) did you shop hop"

silence*

"nia? did ya?"

nods head*

"u cant do that girly"

flips emerald off*

(spoiler alert, she gets blacklisted)


use your cover for at least 3 weeks

"tyler cockburn(another character from my book Scars of Stars) u took down my cover after one day and replaced it with an image of a dick"

"ik emerald, but like a dick is such a better cover babsie"

"1- it think it goes agaisnt the wattpad guidelines, two, you are supposted to use it for three weeks as a minium"

"whatever, a dick is a better cover"

(spoiler alert, he gets blacklisted and wattpad does whatever to people who breaks their guidelines)


first do payments then, I shall make you your bomb cover

"WHERE IS MY BOOK COVER EMERALD?!?!"

"woah kane coolio brolio"

"that shit aint funny, i want my cover"

"erm, did u do the payments?"

"I am following you emerald and girl version of hulk, ur cringe"

"and ur hot"

"i want my book cover now"

"do the follows and i shall!"

murders emerald*

(spoiler alert, he gets blacklisted by the ghost of emerald, who also puts him in jail for murder [he ends up murdering his way out])



give me credit on your cover in description or your first part or both

"ay, nia please gimme credit for the cover"

silence*

"hello? all u gotta do is tag me"

tags my shoulders and runs away*

(spoiler alert, she gets blacklisted and dw emerald tags her back bc nia is IT and the password is  your favorite song)



publish your book by 3 weeks of getting your cover, talk to me if you need more time

"tyler where is your story?"

"its up emerald"

"no i checked wattpad, it's not there"

"no you stupid kid a loo a loo, my dick is up, wanna see?"

"uhhh im a minor"

"age is just a number babycakes"

(spoiler alert, he gets blacklisted and emerald peppersprays him)



break these rules, then not only will you get onto santa's bad list but my blacklist too okie? you dont wanna join tyler, kane, and nia!

⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆

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