Noah
So things look bad, and your back's against the wall
Your whole existence seems fuckin' hopeless
You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall
Can't face the world sober and dopeless
You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked
Well, let me just say you're correct
Cody
Wait, what?
Noah
You're a loser, baby
A loser, goddamn baby
You're a fucked up little whiny bitch
Cody
Hey!
Noah
You're a loser, just like me
Cody
Thanks, asshole
Noah
You're a screws-loose boozer
An only one-star reviews-er
You're a power bottom at rock bottom
But you got company
Cody
This supposed to make me feel better?
Noah
There was a time I thought that no one could relate
To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged
But lettin' walls down, it can sometimes set you straight!
We're all livin' in the same shit sandwich
Cody
I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak
Noah
And you think that makes you unique?
Get outta here, man!
We're both losers, baby
We're losers, it's okay to be a
Cody
Coked-up, dick-suckin' ho?
Noah
Baby, that's fine by me
Cody
I'm a loser, honey
A schmoozer and a dummy
But at least I know I'm not alone
Both
You're a loser
Just like me
Noah
I got an appetite for gamblin'
Cody
I got an appetite for samplin' every drug and sex toy I can find
Noah
Go ahead baby, sing that song, come on!
Cody
I got no holes left to deflower
Noah's
I sold my soul to save my power
Now I'm on that demon's leash
Both
I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour
Cody
You're a loser, baby
Noah
A loser, but just maybe if we
Both
Eat shit together, things will end up differently
Noah
It's time to lose your self-loathin'
Excuse yourself, let hope in, baby
Play your card, be who you are
Both
A loser, just like—
Chris&Chef
There he is! They're fucking singing?!
