Dealing with the devil (RadioApple)

Chapter Two

Alastor took Lucifer to the bar and they both sat down at the counter to order a drink of course handing them their ID's mostly Lucifer since he didn't look his age

L: "stupid bartender" he whispered angrily and looked at the man who offered him a drink in the first place

as the man returned his gaze and smiled at him gently

A: "so, what do you do for work?"

Lucifer was stunned for a moment before coming up with an idea

L: "I work for a factory that makes toys for children, and i know what you do so i guess there's no point in asking is there?"

alastor chuckles and takes the drink the bartender finally came back with

A: "thank you my good man"

he thanks the bartender then turns to face Lucifer with his usual casual smile

"you're quite funny, for such a small man, you really know how to put a smile on one's face don't you?"

Lucifer rolled his eyes at the man calling him short for the second time, as if he hadn't heard that an actual million times before, but he notices the man laugh which was gentle and calm

he raised a brow and smiled seeing him laugh, he slowly began to loosen up as his drink was served to him after alastor's

L: "haha..yeah i guess it's been a while since I've been out, you know how sometimes you just lack the energy to be happy"

A: "understood completely"

he chuckles another laugh again

A: "you know sometimes being a radio host can be antagonizing as well, working with so many people and with so many or little people listening to your podcast you get nervous"

L: "really? was that why i saw you in person when i just heard your voice on the radio? or is it just coincidence?"

A: "no of course not, i was simply taking a break from such anxiety and I'm sure being a factory manager isn't as pleasant as it sounds?"

L: "yeah, no it gets very lonely especially when you're working so hard to support your family you know?"

they both began to talk about their personal problems over their drinks sharing laughs and giggles while they talked about the most random shit however even when Lucifer was almost drop dead drunk alastor was still conscious in his thought yet also drunk himself

he glared at Lucifer with a smile faking his laugh a few times especially when Lucifer would put an arm around his neck and pull him close for a laugh

he was gonna kill him

alastor had his eyes on him since he appeared in the park and since he was listening to his broadcast while resting in the park on the bench, it's been a while since he had a new victim and felt the rush while a life drained from his own hands or a knife as they bleed and choked on their own blood

eventually Lucifer was so drunk that alastor offered him a place to stay for a while until he sobered up, Lucifer agreed

perfect.

it was all falling into his plan perfectly, he carried Lucifer by the shoulder until he eventually had to pick him up due to him falling asleep so drunk, jeez what a pain.

when they eventually got to his home Lucifer woke up and stood up his own two feet, stretching a bit, he was definitely sobered up now, thanks to his angelic bodywork, he turned to look at alastor who was..holding a knife now?

L: "whats the knife for?"

A: "isnt it obvious? you fell into my trap quite accordingly friend" he said with a sadistic grin as he walked towards Lucifer

L: "is this how humans 'murder' others nowadays? i must say its rather simple"

A: "you speak as if you aren't human yourself?"

L: "maybe I'm not?"

A: "don't be ridiculous, what are you then mr genius? I'll let you have your fun before you die from your delusions"

Lucifer's grin widened as he was definitely serious, his eyes turned red and his giggles echoed throughout the home which he was 'trapped' in putting his hand on his chest and bowing slightly

"Lucifer, Morningstar.. pleasure to meet you mr serial killer"

after he made his introduction his wings spread widely six of them to be exact, three on both sides which caught alastor by surprise and off guard

A: "what in the blazes-"

Lucifer used his wing strength to push himself against alastor, grabbing him by the neck and pushing him against the wall

L: "now, you'll either do as i say the easy way or the hard way which is it?"

alastor definitely did not have a night meeting the devil on his bingo card of things to do

A: "Maybe I'll do the easy way if it sounds easy"

L: "you flatter me, but not enough for me to spare you so easily"