[Not sorry for this]
EMMA PERKINS:
The demon queen of high school has decreed it
She says Monday, 8 a.m., I will be deleted
They'll hunt me down in study hall
Stuff and mount me on the wall
30 hours to live, how shall I spend them?
EMMA PERKINS:
I don't have to stay and die like cattle
I could change my name and ride up to Seattle
But I don't own a motorbike
Wait, here's an option that I like
Spend these 30 hours gettin' FREAKAYY!! YEAH!
EMMA PERKINS:
I need it hard
I'm a dead girl walking
I'm in your yard
I'm a dead girl walking
Before they punch my clock
I'm snappin' off your window lock
Got no time to knock, I'm a dead girl walking!
[Emma poofs into Paul's room]
PAUL MATTHEWS:
Emma? What're you doing in my room?
EMMA PERKINS:
Shh...
Sorry, but I really had to wake you
See, I decided I must ride you 'til I break you
'Cause Zoey says I got to go
You're my last meal on death row
Shut your mouth and lose them tighty-whities!
EMMA PERKINS:
Come on, tonight I'm yours
I'm your dead girl walking
Get on all fours
Kiss this dead girl walking
Let's go, you know the drill
I'm hot and pissed and on the pill
Bow down to the will of a dead girl walking!
(WOOAH SEX!!!! ew)
EMMA PERKINS:
And you know, you know, you know
It's 'cause you're beautiful
You say you're numb inside
But I can't agree
So the world's unfair
Keep it locked out there
In here it's beautiful
Let's make this beautiful...
(Dirty dirty girl will you pray for me 🙏)
PAUL MATTHEWS:
That works for me—
[wooahhhh kiss gross]
EMMA PERKINS:
Yeah, full steam ahead!
Take this dead girl walking!
PAUL MATTHEWS:
HOW'D YOU FIND MY ADDRESS?
EMMA PERKINS:
Let's break the bed
Rock this dead girl walking!
PAUL MATTHEWS:
I think you tore my mattress-
EMMA PERKINS:
No sleep tonight for you
Better chug that Mountain Dew!
PAUL MATTHEWS:
Okay...okay
(Paul gets a SQUIP but Atleast it isn't pokey not clickbait)
EMMA PERKINS:
Get your ass in gear
Make this whole town disappear!
PAUL MATTHEWS:
Okay okay!-
(FUUCKKK YOU HATCHETFIELD)
EMMA PERKINS:
Slap me, pull my hair
Touch me there and there and there
EMMA PERKINS:
And no more talkin'
PAUL MATTHEWS:
Whoa-
(🙁)
EMMA PERKINS:
Love this dead girl walking!
(Paul Matthews loses virgin not clickbait)
PAUL MATTHEWS:
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, wait, wait—
EMMA PERKINS:
Love this dead girl—
EMMA AND PAUL:
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
PAUL MATTHEWS:
Ow—
EMMA AND PAUL:
YEAH!!
(I'm done finally)
