I was on the street, while thinking "Hey? Why dont I rizz people I find? With my rizzgody alpha male characteristics, ofc I can" I say as I run to the forest, There I find a beautifull pretty, kitten with brown fluffy textured deligat fur, it reminded me of myself (im indeed a hot alpha) and I realised, with how sigma and fanum taxed I am, I can surely make her mine, I go to her, and say
-"Are you a furry coat? Since I wanna use you as one" I say while looking at her in a sigma rizzly way, then I said:
-"Wowy! Are you a bear? Since your deffo my typo honey! I CAN BE YOUR HONEY IF u dont mind" I say in a shy kitten way, she looked at me while her beautiful caca eyes looked up and down on me and says in a sincere ugly voice
-"The bills CANT be this high" she says with disgust
-"d-dattebayo! I feel so sigma shrimpa!" I say in a sigma skibidi tone, stroking her long hair (shes bald) while smirking. Be mine will ya?
After some time, I ended up in the hospital, The doctor told me I need to go to an aslyum, I was looking at him in a elegant french way, especially skibidy way and I say:
-"I broke my stick, while thinking of you" I say in a Dattebayo way, he looks at me blushing, flustered of my words, ended up saying
-"Woof! I-I mean meow! Will you be my Dattebayo darling honey bubu?"
He says in a rosie way (hes pink of how skinidi I am), and after some time, we ended up together.
-first impression 10/10
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Rizzing up ppl I find
RomanceI , with my 30 degree angle, Decided to shit myself, and rizz up people I find, They are so sugoi, I as the alpha will rizz everyone including your family and you yourself. Dattebayo!
