It was a nice day outside, the alpha male sigma flowers were ready to skibidi, and it was all brainrot, so I decided to look around, and I saw the most majestic person ever!
It was a fattass dude that had expired deodorant! I decided it was a sign to rizz him up So I did:
-"Hey there sigma! Are you a chair? Since I wanna sit on you! NYaa~" I say with my blooming sigma mewing face, he blushed as he looked deep into my eyes:
-"Nyaaa~ s-sure kitten! I-i would love to!" *he says in a kitten sigmaso way! He felt so much like my diarheea, so I decided to date him, after some time he broke up with me since I didnt give him V-bucks and shit, tho I found his real kitten and dated her sooo A win win situation! She left me at some weird place, called an mental hospital, im confused but oh well! There I saw lots of fanum taxed ppl rizzed them up but still losed, they couldt handle my hotness ofc.
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Rizzing up ppl I find
RomanceI , with my 30 degree angle, Decided to shit myself, and rizz up people I find, They are so sugoi, I as the alpha will rizz everyone including your family and you yourself. Dattebayo!
