It is a few weeks later. The cops that were banging in/ on the truck are now going into a court room. They were only caught and arrested because Doug Stanton wanted to join in but they refused.
Judge: will you please rise to the stand Mr stanton
Doug: yes sir
Judge: so tell me what happened that day
Doug: well you see...
*flashback! *
A couple weeks before:
Doug: oh hey guys... What are you doing?
Nyla: what does it look like? Nolan!
Doug: oh... Cool, cool ig...
He stands there twiddling his thumbs
Nyla stops humping Nolan for a second to look at Doug
Nyla: is there something that you want?
Doug: no... wait! Actually, yeah there is. I wanted to ask if I could go next?
Nyla: ugh fine but make it quick (she walks over to him)
Doug: oh actually not you I meant Nolan
John: HUHH
Doug: I'm still the same racist bitch I was before, but watching Jackson get beat up made me realise a few things. I'm into bdsm and guys
Nyla: wait I knew your face looked familiar! Your mug standown!
Doug: huhhh?? No I'm DoUg STANTON
Nyla: alright whatever (she walks off to Angela)
Nolan: nyla wait! (Cue sad romantic music and dramatic ahh rain) don't go!
Nyla: I must go and please others now... John you have to let me do them (she walks off very dramatically to Angela and dissapears to the other side of the van. It starts rocking more)
Doug: johnny Johnny
Nolan: (rolls eyes) yes?
Doug tases him. Nolan let's out a high pitch girly scream and drops to his knees
Doug: say yes pappa
Nolan: agh fuck okay!
Doug: johnny johnny?
Nolan: yes... (Mutters) pappa
Doug: LOUDER (raises taser)
Nolan: YES PAPPA
Doug: that's better. Let's go from the top. Johnny johnny?
Nolan: yes pappa?
Doug: sucking my dick?
Nolan: no...? Pappa
Doug: telling lies?
Nolan: no pappa
Doug: open your mouth!
Nolan: ha ha haghggfggg
Nolan starts choking on Stanton's Micro sized penis.
Nolan: go fuck yourself! (He stands up and pushes Doug away)
Doug: I hate you! You know we're meant to be!
Nolan: neverrr
Doug: fine if I can't have you no one can. YOUR ALL UNDER ARREST!!!
he handcuffs all of them, then calls for backup
Doug: Hiya, I have 4 officers ready for transporting to a police cell
Radio: copy that. Also can you check out a possible disturbance downtown? Apparently there is a very horny couple where the girl is riding the guy while he's running and they both keep moaning... And theres a guy with a tiny hatchet threating to cut the guys dick off, but I don't know how he'll do that seeing how massive the dick is (chuckle)
Doug: copy that
Angela: hahaha did you guys hear that! It's probably chenford happening downtown
Doug: shush you guys
Celina: why is the micro penis talking?
Doug: you b-
*present day*
Judge: alright I think I've heard enough Mr stanton. In the case of Mr stanton vs Mr Nolan, Mr Bradford, Mrs Lopez, Mrs Harper, miss Juarez and miss chen, I find the accused...
What's the verdict? 😱😱😱
Part 6 coming soon 😊
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The Office Party
Fanfictionthought I would try out a new writing layout. this might just be one of the most cursed things you've ever read. disclaimer: I will not pay for your therapy
