Aries: TheSquad Leader
Taurus: The Squad Idiot
Gemini: The Squad Heart-Throb
Cancer: The Squad Smarty Pants
Leo: The Squad Bad Ass
Virgo: The reason the squad exists
Libra: The Squad Elephant (aka nobody knows how or why they are in the squad)
Scorpio: The one who dated everyone in the squad
Sagittarius: the reason the squad is dysfunctional
Capricorn: Satan
Aquarius: The Silent Squad Member
Pisces: Was kicked out of the squad years ago
