Umbridge: Mr Potter,do you expect to be attacked in my class?
Harry: Yes.
Umbridge: What do you mean by that?
Harry: Well..I mean I'm running four by four at the moment.
Umbridge: Mr.Potter-
Harry: Quirrel tried to choke me.
Umbridge: Mr Potter-
Harry: And Lockhart tried to erase my memory-
Umbridge: Mr Potter-
Harry: And oh of course Professor Lupin didn't mean it but he forgot his potion and went all werewolf all over me.
Umbridge:MR POTTER-
Harry: And oh yea then Mad eye Moody turned out to be a death eater in disguise
Umbridge: POTTAH
Harry: What? So yea I figured its 100% that you'll most likely attack me in the month of June, 50/50 you'll try to kill me and 25 % of attempting an unforgiveable curse on me.
*Harry turns to Hermione*
Harry : Did I get the maths right?
Hermione: Quite shockingly yes.
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Harry Potter Oneshots
FanfictionJust a bunch of different oneshots/headcannons between Harry Potter characters and maybe y/n Just for fun so some of them might be shorter than the other Open for requests :)
