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Drunk part 2 (Partybeetle)

"EVARYBODY SETTLE DOWN!!"

The mannequin screamed at the quarreling group of people, slamming his fist at the table, making a large thud to distract them temporarily. the NPC's have gathered once more for a pretty important discussion.

Unpleasant deciding to run away.

even after everything that had happened this week, they're still being faced with problem after problem. Bive was the first one to stand up, she pushed her glasses up "so what you're saying is that unpleasant left a note saying he's done and he's leaving?"

"Yea' that's exactly what happened-"

"HES BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE CLOWN GOVERNMENT THEN-!!"

"NO. WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN." Wallter intervened, pointing a finger at bive. 

"Ok ok calm it everyone!" Split sighed "I mean it's pretty obvious he got tired of all our bullshit. I mean, we should have seen this coming. And I mean, isn't that what we all wanted?"

"D'ohh...you're not wrong splitsy..." pilby fumbled with their hands, gulping "but...what about..infected?"

The room grew quietly tense, lampert felt himself clutch his fists, digging his fingers into his palm "pilby's correct. Even if some of us still dislike him. Infected would be devastated at the news."

"So you're saying we gotta find him?" Pest chittered

"..indeed." Lampert sighed "hopefully we'd convince it to come back before infected gets discharged from dr.retros care."

"Ey, speakin' of which, how's the fella doin anyways-?"

...

Dr.Retro ran after infected in circles within the confines of his room, infected screaming at Dr.Retro to leave him alone 

"MEEOW! MOE WMOEW MEW MOEWW MEOW MEOWOEW! (NO! NOT UNTIL YOU TAKE THIS MEDICINE!)"

"I D0NT N33D IT!"

"MEOW. MEOW MEW! (YES. YOU DO!)"

as infected stumbled, Dr.Retro took it as the perfect opportunity to pounce on him, grabbing onto his face.

"Meow meow! (Open up!)"

She brought the syrum from her other hand and force fed it to infected, once he'd swallowed it Dr.Retro let him go, he gagged and sat up, some tears streaming down his face.

"G0d.."

"Meow! Mew meow meow mreow, meow meow mew" (there! Now make sure to rest, you need it.)" she said as she lightly pet infecteds head and getting up, leaving infected alone for the meantime.

As infected got up, he felt sick at the fact that he took medicine. He know it was to make him feel better but...something inside him told him otherwise, he felt his veins go cold as the medicine hit him like a block of ice, but even then he felt oddly calm.

And numb.

He limped towards his bed and crashed on it, feeling his head swirl with nonsensical thoughts as he fluttered his eyes shut. 

..

"Ehhhh I'm sure he's fine." Mark shrugged "now anyways- do any of y'all know here the gradient fella could be at?"

"We'll probably at that yellow level.." pest chittered "I've observed that it's a favorite of his. 下水のような臭いがしたにもかかわらず (Despite it smelling like sewage)"

"Ya talkin' about the backrooms? It'll be impossible to find that guy! Much less so in one piece.." he muttered the last sentence under his breath

"What do you mean in one piece?" Wallter turned to stare at mark