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Bartender: Thanks for stopping that bar fight, Spider-Man. Can I get you a drink? It's on the house.

Peter: Thank you, but I can't.

Bartender: why not?

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I'm pregnant.

Bartender, in shook: Oh, congratulations! Boy or Girl?

Peter, now in full-on panic mode: It's an uh, Spider.

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