april 16 194
adolf hitler was thugging it out in his bunker
when the big bad russians barged in
mein furherh waht eare tyou doing!!!!!!
the russians sieg fucking heil'd and then got buttfucked by the jews
oh no the jews are here mister hitler whar do we do
gtehres nothing we can do
and adolf hitler got shot
but hhitler was full because lil nas x just slid ddown a stripper pole to hell and
wait no
hell was full
sorry
and
he had to go to heaven
and god said
thug hsake for me and you will get in
and hitelr thug shaekerd
and
god let him in to heaven and hitler lived happily ever after