shitty solarballs crackbook

describe mercury

(this is a gc setting)

merc ^_^: mercury

TWINKHATER3000: venus

I 1 2 comet 2ipide: earth

saalt: mars

istillseeplanetxinmyroom: jupiter

ringy: saturn

betterthanringy: uranus

BLERG!!!: neptune 

mercury is the only one who texts wweird and uses all lowercase except when he caps spams and jupiter uses full punctuation and grammar and corrects peoples spelling mistakes

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merc ^_^: giyz describe me! <3

ringy: Silly

betterthanringy: Awful at spelling

saalt: Very nice :D

I 1 2 comet 2ipide: Sweet

istillseeplanetxinmyroom: You're a nice planet

BLERG!!!: yaaa!

TWINKHATER3000: whore.

merc: 😨😨

I 1 2 comet 2ipide: WHAT.

ringy: Thats... oh!

betterthanringy: Mecore

saalt: that's rude.

istillseeplanetxinmyroom: 😡 (he uses the emojis unironically)