MEETING AT I.M.P

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We see Spawn Arriving at The I.M.P office as He busts through the Window as He Saw Blitzo

Blitzo: Oh for fucks Sake Izuku again Moxxie's gonna Have to fix that Later 

Moxxie: What Why do I have to fix it

Blitzo: Because I said so 

Loona: Hey Babe 

Izuku: Hey Loona

Izuku hugged her and she hugged back as Blitzo spoke 

Blitzo: Don't fuck on the table like you two did last week

Izuku: Seriously 

Loona: BLITZO

Blitzo: HEY I HAD TO THROW AWAY THAT FUCKING TABLE IT WENT FROM BLACK TO WHITE 

Izuku: Charlie and Vaggie had Joined in that day 

Blitzo: Ugh for fucks sake Just sit Down 

They Sat down as Millie Looked at her son

Izuku: what 

Millie: did you have Dinner last Night Mister 

Izuku: I Had Tacos from Taco Bell

Blitzo: okay Now I know Business has been a Bit slow Here Lately AND IT'S NO ONE'S FAULT okay I'm not naming any names Here...Moxxie

Moxxie: *Gives look of WTF*

Blitzo: now does anybody have any Idea's on how we can get business Drumming up in here again 

Millie: WHAT.ABOUT.A.CAR WASH

Blitzo: This is Hell Millie No one cares about having their cars cleaned around here....oo How about a Billboard

Moxxie: We can't afford a Billboard sir 

Blitzo: Helpful Moxxie Really glad you in the room Right now have You Guys forgotten what service we provide 

There was a Montage of Them Killing an asshole load of People

Izuku: why not just Hand out flyers or put on a Murder Show 

Moxxie: Problem is he Blew most of our salaries on an obnoxtious TV ad Last week which he paid to be aired on a Channel for three hours that nobody watches

Izuku: Okay so what if I stole some cash

Millie: You will not be stealing anything Mister

Izuku: Mom this is hell I could Bitch Slap a Kid and No one would Care

Moxxie: why would you do that

Izuku: *Slams head on desk* I wouldn't dad and what's wrong with that Ad I liked it alot *turns TV on*

Blitzo: Nice to Know someone Appreciates The Jingles 

Millie: I liked it

Moxxie: Don't agree with him infront of me which Reminds me that last Job was Loona's fault dispatch is Supposed to give us the right info on the Job

Izuku: Yea she did screw that up

Loona: Hey 

Izuku: I'm Just being neutral 

Loona: Sit on a Dick You two

Izuku: I don't swing that Way 

Loona: I Know~

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