"Sorry, not sorry!" Deadpool said as he stabbed an illegal drug dealer with his katana.
He turned to the other drug dealer. "So, are you gonna be a good boy and die, or will I have to do it the hard way?" He asked.
The drug dealer started running. "The hard way it is." He said as he tossed the Katana.
The Katana slammed into his head, cracking his skull, causing blood to drip down.
"Welp, a job well done." He said, yanking the Katana out of his head, using his foot to keep his head steady.
He felt his phone buzz and grabbed it. "Hmm?"
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BBSM: Dp, I'm bored
BBSM: Can we txt?
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Deadpool chuckled. "Spiderman is a lot more childish than I thought."
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Dp: Sure thing, BBSM :)
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The Wrong Number (SpideyPool)
FanfictionPeter Parker put in a wrong number after his bestie, Ryan Johnson (random person) gives him a wrong number. He soon figured out, they gave him a (random) number, that wasn't his. After having extremely good firewalls, he soon starts to talk to the w...