A different world (Undertale X Bluey)

Comedy

The two families eat their breakfast while Sans drinks another ketchup bottle.

Stripe: Is he okay?

Bandit: Mate, him being a skeleton is already far from okay.

Sans: heh. socks to be me, huh?

Bandit: . . . Did you just say a pun?

Sans: what can i say? i'm a comedian myself.

Sans: i had to deal with a ton of work there.

Sans: a skeleton.

Bingo: Are you a dad?

Sans: i thought i told you i'm single.

Bingo: Dad told us those bad jokes too when Mum's not home.

Chilli: Bandit!

Bandit: Sorry, Chilli. I can't help it. It's ruff.

Sans: heh, looks like you spiced it up with some chilli, eh?

Bandit: Huh, a worthy opponent.

Sans: i can do this all day, old man.

Stripe spits his water out of laughter.

Bandit: That's rude.

Sans: what's wrong, you feeling a little bluey?

Bandit: . . . That's a good one. But I'm apparent and you're not.

Sans: heh, a worthy opponent.

Bandit: Oh-ho, are you challenging me into a joke battle?

Bandit: Instead of backing away, you're going to do it immediately?

Sans: i can't beat you if i just slack off and not try.

Bandit: Heh, then bring it on.

Sans: your days are outnumbered, old man.

Sans: it's gonna end nice and calmly, nothing gets under my skin after all.

Bandit: well, lucky me. too bad we won't be solving this with a game of bingo.

Sans: don't worry, i'll make it sansational.