Me: Hello everyone and welcome to Transformers Prime Truth or Dare! I'm Zero! Here is some info about me:
I have Energon in my blood
I have a thing that is kind of like a metal worm in my mouth that can suck out blood and Energon and can kill by stabbing. It's from when Breakdown/Silas was experimented on and got corrupted.
Optimus: Um...Hi? Also, you have Energon in your blood?
Me: Yes which makes me half Cybertronian. Wait, we're missing some people. *Claps hands*
Nothing happens.
Me: Damn it! Hold on.. *Claps again*
*Decepticons appear*
Me: One more thing! *Claps hands again*
*Decepticons' and Autobots' weapons disable*
Me: *Smiles*
Megatron: Okay, why are we here? *Tries to shoot Optimus but fails*
Me: We have a game to play!
Optimus: I'm scared to ask, but...what game?
Me: Truth or Dare!
Everyone: *Sighs with relief*
Starscream: Okay, this game isn't that bad...unless you're playing with Knockout.
Knockout: Hey!
Smokescreen: Okay, who's asking first?
Me: Since I'm the host, I will go first.
Everyone: *Groans*
Me: *Smirks evilly* Megatron, Truth or Dare?
Megatron: Dare.
Me: Okay, Megastar fans, this one's for you! Megatron, I Dare you to kiss Starscream on the lips!
Megatron: Nope. Nope, nope, nope.
Me: Why? Are you a coward?
Megatron: I AM NOT A COWARD! HOW DARE YOU!
Bumblebee: Just get on with it already!
Me: Yeah!
Optimus: Oh Primus...
Starscream: Primus help me.
Megatron: Oh whatever. *Grabs Starscream*
Me: Yes yes yes!
Megatron: *Shoves Starscream against a wall and kisses him full on the lips*
Me: YES YES YES!
Arcee: Why are you cheering them on?
Me: *Ignores Arcee and snaps pictures*
Airachnid: WAIT WHAT?! HE SHOULD BE KISSING ME! NOT THAT SORRY EXCUSE FOR A SEEKER!
Me: So, how did it feel?
Megatron: It felt...kind of nice, actually.
Me: Starscream?
Starscream: It was rather enjoyable...
Knockout: So...Megastar is a thing now?
Everyone else except Breakdown and Me: What?
Me: Megastar is their ship name. And yes, Knockout, it's a thing.
Airachnid: But...
Me: What?
Airachnid: Shouldn't I be dared to kiss Megatron?
Miko: One, you're ugly.
Jack: Two, who would want to go out with a psychopath that tried to take the throne while they were in a coma? And thought of a future without them?
Raf: And three, everyone here hates you. Right Zero?
Me: Yep! And we all know that Mgatron doesn't like you like that. Right Megatron?
Megatron: *Kissing Starscream*
Me: Uh, hello?
Megatron: *Jumps back* What? Oh yeah, I don't like her like that.
Soundwave: *Words appear on visor* I knew this would happen.
Shockwave: Me too love-
Me: What was that, Shockwave?
Shockwave: Uh, nothing.
Ratchet: Sounded like he said 'Love'
Wheeljack: Yeah
Shockwave: That assumption is illogical.
Soundwave: *Blushes as words appear on visor* WHAT
Me: It looks like we'll have to Dare one of these two to kiss the other! But that'll happen only if you request it guys! So what are you waiting for? I need ideas to torture---I mean, play with, these bots and cons! Bye!
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Transformers Prime Truth or Dare!
FanfictionWhat the title says. I don't own Transformers Prime
