Tadano decided his new goal was to help make Komi 100 friends.
Ok, now who do I talk to? Everyone admirers her, so this should be easy! I can just tell our classmates
"Komi wants some new friends! " and they would all be offering
I've visualized my success, so who do I talk to?
"Um Yamai? "
Yamai: "Hm? Yes tadano? "
Tadano: "Komi wants to have-? "
Yamai: grabs him on his shoulder and whispering
Huh?! What's your problem?! How dare you speak such a hallowed name?? Refer to her as "her highness" Don't get presumptious just because you sit next to her you scum bag. I saw you talking to her before class. But do you know what a miracle that is?!!!? Your worth less then that piece of dust under my bed so be thankful you even breath the same air as her you scumbag, scumbag scumbag scumbag scumbag scumbag scumbag
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Yamai: lets go So what do you need tadano?
Tadano: uh- nothing forget I asked too
Yamai: Ok never speak a word to me ever again.
At lunch I asked other people but just got similar responses! How did I even accept to help her make 100 friends if I can't make 1 myself? I'm sorrry komi-!
BANG (he smashed his head on the desk)
There's.. still something I can do.. I avoided this but it's my only chance!
Osana?
Osana: you really messed up your introduction yesterday. Anyway what do you need? How can your old friend najimi osana help you?? Tadano? (just translate najimi osana from Japanese to english) And komi?
Tadano: Oh komi-- your here too! This is najimi osana. She was my classmate in junior high. Wai- She? Osana?? Why do you have a skirt?
Osana : I'm a girl! of course I'm wearing a skirt! Or did you think it was a Scottish kilt? Your always crazy tada-
Tadano: But in junior high you wore the boys uniform!
Osana: your so clueless I never wore a boys uniform I'm a girl!
Najimi is always like this.
Gender unknown, Pathologically dishonest, Simply makes no sense!
But whats most surprising...
Najimi did you see that movie that just got released !
Oh yeah was it called あなたのゲイ, the leader was so easy going! (translate that I dare you)
Najimi want to check out a club?
Sorry what about tomorrow?
Ok!
Najimi here's the book I borrowed
Oh uo-
Don't say the title out loud!
Najimi my boyfriend!.. Najimi the magazine..!Najimi the perfume..
Oh yea him? Which was your favorite page? Did it smell good?
Is her----- their mega communication abilities !!
Komi is suprised.
"Osana.. are all these people.. "
"Hm? My childhood friends, yeah! I go back with every student in this school.
Komi is now very suprised.
It was that way in junior high too. Most of the students were all old friends. It was mostly because Osana changed schools a lot. But that's not what's so remarkable.
It will be easy for Osana to be Komis friend!
Tadano: Osana.. I have a favor to ask.
Osana: Anything for my intimate friend! Shall I sate your list with my body?
Tadano: Be quiet uh- that was a joke! Osana is pretty weird at first but has a good heart. So if it's alright uh.. try what what we practiced this morning!
Komi:....?
Tadano: *whisper* "let's be friends"
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"Le-lets be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be
Tadano: Better then this morning!
Osana: IS IT A DEVIL SUMMONING?!
Tadano: She's just trying to say " lest be friends".. I think
Osana: Really?? Are you sure?!
Tadano: That's the favor. I would like you to be Komis friend. I mean it would be easy for you right?
Osana: I see. but uh.. sorry. Absolutely not.
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