total drama fuckers
tyler: fam
duncan: who called
courtney: what do you need
heather: hey noah
tyler: heather stop it thats not nice
tyler: anyways i dont need any buses
alejandro: aw shucks :(
tyler: i just need a date idea
leshawna: ooOoooOoooOOo
cody: 😏😏
tyler: 😭guys help i told lindsay i had something planned for tomorrow night but i have no idea why i said it and my mind is blank
noah: why don't you just book a restaurant or something?
tyler: thats so basic
harold: THATS NOT AN EXCUSE
justin: go to the beach maybe? tan?
tyler: lindsay has like this thing she has to do with beth all day and she's only free at night
tyler: also sand under the acrylics feel weird
trent: how would you know?
tyler: cos
cody: heres a suggestion go ice skating!!
noah: wtf cody i gave you that idea
noah: we're literally going skating in two days
cody: hook a brother up noah
tyler: thats a good idea...
noah: i am NOT going on a double date with them
cody: you RUDIE
tyler: no lindsay has the problem with her feet yk
heather: also we probably all have trauma when looking at beaches
courtney: that stupid seagull from season one is everywhere i swear
bridgette: i went to dj's house to pick up a cake and turns out he ADOPTED IT
geoff: i mean yah thats good brah but like dj that thing has been through thick and thin its probably radioactive
izzy: LIKE ME!!!
duncan: you have the faintest green tint like ezekiel
courtney: yeah his hands are still all claw like
alejandro: how did he survive anyway? i thought we pushed him into a volcano
heather: honestly i dont even know. we have all escaped death too many times, i cant even count
noah: i literally fell down the stairs like last week and i didnt even like die
trent: oh yeah are you ok?
noah: yeah. its weird. its like ive developed an immunity or something
duncan: like i literally got ran over last week but i didnt even break anything
leshawna: stfu duncan this isnt about you
courtney: go piss off
duncan: i literally got ran over 😭😭
cody: LET NOAH HAVE HIS SPECIAL MOMENT
cody: are you feeling better sweetie 😘😘😘😍😍🤗💕❤❤🥰🥰🥰
noah: yes thank you
tyler: I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
alejandro: what makes you think we know anything
geoff: we dont know anything
bridgette: nothing. at. all.
heather: LISTEN.
tyler: I AM LISTENING
heather: YOU ARE NOT LISTENING. JUST GO TO A RESTAURANT FFS ITS NOT THAT HARD
tyler: BUT THATS BASIC ASF LIKE DYK HOW MANY TIMES WE'VE GONE TO A RESTAURANT FOR A DATE??? EVERYONE DOES THAT
heather: BITCH LINDSAY ISNT GONNA CARE, SOMETIMES SHE THINKS YOU'RE NOAH, JUST TAKE HER TO THE RESTAURANT
noah: we dont even look alike
noah: at this point i dont even know
leshawna: not lindsays name mistaking problem 😭
gwen: like bro seriously i was geraldine once
cody: oh hi gwen when did you get here
gwen: 2 minutes ago after getting my nails off 😍
heather: omf those things are gone now please finger me
gwen: WHAT TH FUCK
heather: ALEJANDRO TOOK MY PHONE I SWEAR I SWEAR ON MY LIFE DONT FINGER ME PLEASE
alejandro: SHES LYING I SAW HER TYPE THAT OUT
harold: WHAT THE HELL HEATHER THATS MESSED UP
heather: YOURE ALL SEXIST
a/n
if you wanna see noah and cody go ice skating go read the oneshots book 😍
(im gonna update it later so if youre reading this rn i havent actually done it yet but its coming)
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Humorthis is my version of the total drama gc fics - includes plot, the gen1 total drama characters, some of the roti characters and more! COMPLETED
