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April 12, 2024

Young bish

I'm grinding myself over this maths hw and all these essays istg 😭

Me

You can grind over something else-

Young bish

Please dont make an innuedo.

Oh you did it.

Can we PLEASE keep this convo innuedo free for once?

Me

Well honey if you didnt make such comments i wouldnt have to generate an innuedo out of everything.

Young bish

I hate you 🙄

Just like i hate this homework

Why did the teacher have to give us all these assignments?!

I regret coming to classes today :(

Me

*gasp* im offended.

You regret seeing me?

You regret flicking rubber bands on Taehyung without him noticing?

You regret the fun? 😨😨

Young bish

You overdramatic ass 🙄

I regret not bunking uni with you.

Me

Goodness. You really should focus on your studies, theyre important for your career.

Young bish

I mean comeawnnn....

Who needs calculus when u got calculators and phones, the only slope i need to calculate would be the one of my deteriorating life.

Why learn grammar? There's auto correct.... Why care bout where i gotta insert semi colons? When i can just put a fullstop to anything anytime?

Plus, who needs a degree when you can start a yt channel and become a famous influencer overnight?

Orrr EVEN better. We can be strippers.

Youd look hella good while pole dancing anyways, the money would be rainingggg innnn

Me

STRIPPERS? POLE DANCING? ARE U SERIOUS YOUNG?

LIKE-

WHY DIDNT YOU SPEW ALL THIS GENIUSITY EARLIER?

im proud of you 🤧 youre saving our asses fr. No need of degrees now 💅🏻🙄

Young bish

ha! I can be genius whn i want to!

Me

Cant you sense sarcasm through the screen?

Young bish

I was being sacrastci bakc dumbo

Shit il brb

Me

Okk.....

-Read 4pm

Young you ok there?

Flower?

-Delivered