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Tanjiro: um'

Daki: sigjowjgqoegio

Tanjiro: SHIT

Daki: OKHRIEUHGEIG

Daki: @GYUTAROU

Tengen: SHUT UP

Rengoku: my susdar is going off

Rengoku: whats happening

Innosuke: boom boom ribbon ugly

Douma: ????????????/

Daki: DAD SAVE ME

Daki: DADDDYYYYYYY

Kokushibou: Excuse me?

Akaza: ....

Nakime: ....

Shinobu: @Tanjiro  @Tengen @Innosuke @Zenitsu KICK HER ASS

Giyuu: GO SLAYYYY

Mitsuri: <3333

Akane: SLAY

Douma: man wtf is goin on rn

Shinobu: They're fighting upper moon 6

Douma: WHAT.

Douma: NOT MY BABIES 😭😭😭😭

Daki: DDADY HELP ESGISEG

Douma: ....on second thought i just had my nails done and it would be a shame to get them messy

Akaza: You're actually such a swine

Douma: a swine for you my dear

Akaza: Um 

Kaigaku: bro got the ick so bad...

>Goofy Goober Representatives (Groupchat)

Douma: @all 

Karaku: yes pookie wookie alpha sigma ligma fanum tax skibidi gigachad rizzler gyatt king?

Douma: i bought akaza-dono a slip chain necklace 

Urogi: wow kinky

Enmu: ikr

Douma: but the problem is that idk how i should give it to him 

Susamaru: sneak up from behind him, put it over his head and pull on it

Douma: yes maam 

>Goofy Goober Chat (Groupchat)

Akaza: OJHGERIUG

Rengoku: Um?

Nakime: What now...

Akaza recorded a voice message: "Douma you fucking wet dick..."

Douma recorded a voice message: "I'm sorry pooks I didn't quite catch that~! Was that you being flustered, dear?"

Akaza recorded a voice message: "You absolute womanizer... News flash: choking someone with a slip chain necklace is not kinky at all."

Douma recorded a voice message: "Are you sure about that love~?" 

Kiyo: .....

Aoi: .....

Douma recorded a voice message: "Don't worry pookies, it's just an average couple's tussle! Akaza-dono has been an awfully bad boy, so I'm going to punish him for a bit~!" 

Obanai: what the fuck

Rui: Hm....

Rui: Is this how a family gets along?

Enmu: what no rui my boy bababoey 😭

Karaku: SLAY

Susamaru: choking won't be the only thing douma's gonna do, @Akaza 

Genya: he's fucked

Muichiro: When daddy comes home instead of Arlecchino

Yuichiro: she mid

Enmu: excuse me?

Enmu: arlecchino mommy honestly

Yuichiro: nah

Gyokko: I'll give you one better

Gyokko: colombina

Enmu: she is cute

Enmu: gives off @Mukago vibes though

Mukago: ?

Gyokko: what

Gyokko: im sorry do NOT say that about her

Gyokko: she is a baddie

Enmu: eh

Enmu: wanderer better

Aoi: so are we all going to ignore problem at hand?

Daki: IJGSIOEGJ

Aoi: besides THAT

Aoi: @Douma & @Akaza 

Mitsuri: maybe we should leave them to their own devices?

Yorichii: please do

Douma: lol 

Douma: as of now i have akaza tied around my little finger

Douma: literally the chain is around my little finger

Gyokko: zamn

Kamanue: um

Shinobu: thank God that isn't me 

Akaza: OEHIPERH

Douma: love you too