I'm not going to breathe until Wattpad comments

I've reported Wattpad

So, I've just done the most stupid thing ever. I've reported Wattpad to itself, hopefully it is going to finally notice me and comment!

Do you think I've done the right thing? Please help me get their attention. And thanks to all those helping me, Jesus my mom is pleading me to breathe (ok, she is not)

Bye bye

But not not you
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